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When you are a 4 married to an 8 and mid press conference you realize she is with the personal trainer, posting very very touchy feely pictures with him on Instagram.
He is a 4 because he can get court side tickets anytime, can finance your modeling:movie career and knows which wine goes with duck confit and shit.
If she only looks at him like that...
She owns him
I am salty today. Putting twitter down and seeing myself out
If you are enjoying all the comments in this thread, please, don’t forget Puerto Rico was hit with two earthquakes this week and people are sleeping in stadiums.
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