Warning-satire! (based on a true story)
Another extract from a recently-discovered 2016 diary of Agent Pientka.
August 2016
Dear Diary what a day!
9am Came last in the game of guess the leaker. Forgot it was me.
Another extract from a recently-discovered 2016 diary of Agent Pientka.
August 2016
Dear Diary what a day!
9am Came last in the game of guess the leaker. Forgot it was me.
10 am Pete and Lisa go for coffee. Look shocked when I say don’t be long as I have an out of office lunch meeting
11 am Head to steak place in Virginia to meet a source, the Professor. He is going to tell us what an election is. Boss says take 2 credit cards. What does he mean?
11 am Head to steak place in Virginia to meet a source, the Professor. He is going to tell us what an election is. Boss says take 2 credit cards. What does he mean?
Noon Terrible traffic. Call office to report in. No reply. Pete and Lisa must be out protecting national security.
12.10 Arrive. Source, the Professor, seems happy. Pile of dirty plates in front of him. "Let’s talk business after we are done eating" he says between mouthfuls.
12.10 Arrive. Source, the Professor, seems happy. Pile of dirty plates in front of him. "Let’s talk business after we are done eating" he says between mouthfuls.
4 pm Boy, can that Professor eat. Wow!
5 pm How serendipitous our source, Professor knows all our targets. So lucky! After that meal we don’t have the budget left for another source.
5 pm How serendipitous our source, Professor knows all our targets. So lucky! After that meal we don’t have the budget left for another source.
6 pm Pete and Lisa still on voice mail. They must have been hard at it all day. With the Prof on board we are finally going places. He knows heaps of Russian spies. Interesting guy I didn’t realise he was the first man on the moon
6 15 pm What a busy day. Professor wants dinner.
6 15 pm What a busy day. Professor wants dinner.
