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I haven’t talked about this here yet but my long time long distance partner got a job at UW Madison in my dept & is moving here this summer. It’s truly the academic relationship jackpot. Neither of us thought we would ever get to live in the same place, let alone work together.
So with that context, today I went to go look at apartments for my partner. They set up appointments & went to FaceTimed them in to view. At the 2nd place the woman living there opened the door & the following scene occurred before I even got inside.
Woman: Are you a professor at UW?
Me: Yes
Woman: Did you twerk with @lizzo?
Me: Yes
Woman: OMG I knew I recognized you!
Me: Yup. So...can I see the place?

lol #twerkwithlizzo lives on
Please note that I was doing this wearing a giant fuzzy purple jacket & mirrored sunglasses on three hours sleep. I really wonder if other fat Black femme women in Madison get asked if they’re me or if I really look that distinct? Maybe it’s just the ridiculous outfits lol
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