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Name a rule that someone can only know if they grew up in a black household.

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We didn’t have central heat or air. We didn’t even have a thermostat. Yet, if anyone went “in and out that door,” somehow, it made the “light bill” high.
God don’t like ugly.
The two most important times to be quiet is during a thunderstorm and “when grown folks are talking.”
There is a three classes of clothing:
Play clothes
School clothes
Church clothes
When going to any retail outlet:
Don’t ask for nothing
Don’t touch nothing
Don’t look at nothing
Perhaps the worst thing a child could do is make your mama have to “take off work” to come “up to that school “

Or to just act like you don’t have any home training.
Ginger ale can cure 86.9 % of most illnesses.
Also, if it’s raining AND it’s sunny, that means the devil is beating his wife
Also, you can’t get clean without a washcloth
If you can “huh” you can hear
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