People plug their $1500 phones into them! If it blows one up that's the exact opposite of the press you actually want!
@pagerduty: Brilliant campaign that drives home the value of what your company does.
Everyone else: That's some weapons-grade stupid you're sporting there.
@jenntejada: "Just checking: Corey doesn't have access to our building does he?"
@mattstratton: "Oh ABSOLUTELY not."
@jenntejada: "Excellent. Carry on."