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Happy #WorldRadioDay everybody! And to celebrate I'm counting down my top 10 radio-powered inventions!

Let me just warm the valves up first..
At no 10: the radio police helmet! It contains a hundred feet of wire - I'm assuming it's all copper...
At no 9: radio darts! How did this not catch on...
At no 8: radio newspapers! Now you can read word for word what you've just listened to, in case you didn't believe it the first time...
At no 7: radio farms! Who needs that pesky Arctic Circle when you can use long wave to grow peas there instead...
At no 6: radio robots! Walks, talks and yodels so you don't have to...
At no 5: the radio fridge! "Ice Ice Baby..."
At no 4: the radio car! Looks like a motorised penis, drives like a dream*!

(*of a motorised penis)
At no 3: the radio cop! It literally pisses tear gas - take that gilets jaunes!
At no 2: the radio hat! Perfect millinery for any reception...
And at no 1: the radio office! In the future everything that can be radio powered is radio powered - thank goodness there's an infinite amount of space on the electromagnetic spectrum for all this!
More top 10s another time. Enjoy #WorldRadioDay today - don't keep it a secret!
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