And here we are...
#10yearsofTESD in #TESDquotes!
Happy birthday and 10 years #TellEmSteveDave!!!
¡Feliz cumpleaños!
[opens thread] 👇🏻🐜🎧💜🎉
#TESD #TESDlove #TESDTEN
#10yearsofTESD in #TESDquotes!
Happy birthday and 10 years #TellEmSteveDave!!!
¡Feliz cumpleaños!
[opens thread] 👇🏻🐜🎧💜🎉
#TESD #TESDlove #TESDTEN
Walt (about the podcast) "Once it became important to you, it became important to me."
Bry "Oh, you're so full of shit!"
#TESD1
Bry "Oh, you're so full of shit!"
#TESD1
Walt to Bry "We can close the show with a little Steve-Dave rant."
#TESD2
#TESD2
Replying to
@TESDQuotes
Kevin"I don't imagine you guys sit there every week and be like 'Walt, remember the time when we played Steve-Dave and the Fan Boy?'"
#TESD3 #10yearsofTESD
@TESDQuotes
Kevin"I don't imagine you guys sit there every week and be like 'Walt, remember the time when we played Steve-Dave and the Fan Boy?'"
#TESD3 #10yearsofTESD
Bry to Walt "If I was basing who I wanted to fuck on their levels of bladder control, you would definitely win, obviously."
#TESD4
#TESD4
Bry "God damn, I'm right."
Walt "Oh, was it for me to say #TellEmSteveDave?"
Bry "No."
Walt "Ok."
Bry "Not yet, not yet."
#TESD7
Walt "Oh, was it for me to say #TellEmSteveDave?"
Bry "No."
Walt "Ok."
Bry "Not yet, not yet."
#TESD7
Bry to Q "I have to complement you, dude. You talk so clearly and so eloquently with having his fucking balls in your mouth."
#TESD8
#TESD8
Walt to Bry "If we didn't have to have sex, I guess I could be married to you."
#TESD10
#TESD10
Bry "I'm gonna remind you Walter, I run in 6th grade the scholastic achievement award, so to call me a moron..."
#TESD11
#TESD11
Bry to Walt "Your laugh to me, is like, the greatest security blanket a person could ever own. Because it makes me feel better about myself. If I say something I think is funny and I get a big laugh outta you, that shit's music to my ears. No sound is better."
#TESD12
#TESD12
Bry "JSarge, the guy who did last week's intro bit. A thank you to him."
#TESD13 #TESDintro #TESDmusic
#TESD13 #TESDintro #TESDmusic
Walt "It's my line anyway."
#TESD14
#TESD14
Bry "My team is falling apart. How the fuck is it I am the fucking strongest here?!?"
#TESD15
#TESD15
Walt (as Q)"Pop, ah you pwopositionin' me? Am I weadin' between da wines here?"
#TESD16 #elmerfuddquinnimpression #tesdlive
[if you want to relisten to all the bit, it starts around 1:52:00]
#TESD16 #elmerfuddquinnimpression #tesdlive
[if you want to relisten to all the bit, it starts around 1:52:00]
Walt "I don't know if I've ever heard more fucking retarded fucking nonsense in my life."
#TESD17
#TESD17
Walt "You're inspirational, he's fuckable, I'm the asshole. Let's fucking turn this around somehow."
#TESD18 #10yearsofTESD
#TESD18 #10yearsofTESD
Walt "Did you have sex with her later?"
Q "Yes."
Walt "Ok. That was a stupid question, right? Because you always fucking seal the deal."
#TESD20 #onetruethree
Q "Yes."
Walt "Ok. That was a stupid question, right? Because you always fucking seal the deal."
#TESD20 #onetruethree
Bry "I'm way hipper than the average fuckin' 42-year old."
#TESD21
#TESD21
Bry "Walt is gonna have tryouts for a 4th member of #TellEmSteveDave."
Walt "I can tell 'em why. Cause I think you guys are pricks."
#TESD24
Walt "I can tell 'em why. Cause I think you guys are pricks."
#TESD24
Walt "You know what? Scratch that, cut that out."
#TESD26
#TESD26
Bry to Walt "Well, I like your fucking... your sunny disposition and outlook that it's gonna suck."
#TESD27
#TESD27
Walt "I'm trying to get through it faster than fucking Fred Phelps. Not Fred Phelps. Who's that fucking swimmer?"
#TESD29 #HoustonTrilogy #Waltsmisquotes
#TESD29 #HoustonTrilogy #Waltsmisquotes
Walt (about building an Alien theme park) "There's a thousand species of aliens out there, that you don't even have to license."
Q "Are they out there, Walter?"
#TESD33 #TESDlive
Q "Are they out there, Walter?"
#TESD33 #TESDlive
Walt, as a panicked Ming "IT WAS SUSAN!? SHE HELPS US OUT!"
#TESD33.5 #TESDclassics
[submitted by (at)TheScoobyDoom ]
#TESD33.5 #TESDclassics
[submitted by (at)TheScoobyDoom ]
Walt "You can only go so long with me screaming at Ming before people are like 'I can't listen to this bullshit no more'."
#TESD35
#TESD35
Walt "That's been gone for a long time, Ming."
Bry "My dignity?"
Walt "Yeah."
Bry "Yeah. Did it exist at any point?"
#TESD36
Bry "My dignity?"
Walt "Yeah."
Bry "Yeah. Did it exist at any point?"
#TESD36
Walt "I think you're probably on a high right now, right?"
Bry "Maybe."
Q "Carpe diem though bro. Seize that shit."
#TESD37
Bry "Maybe."
Q "Carpe diem though bro. Seize that shit."
#TESD37
Bry "There's like homoerotic overtones and stuff in it (Pam's book), like..."
Walt "Isn't it about elves?"
Bry "Yes."
Walt "What do you expect?"
#TESD38
Walt "Isn't it about elves?"
Bry "Yes."
Walt "What do you expect?"
#TESD38
Q "Is he looking at her (Pam) and like, he just sees a large walking dollar sign?"
Bry "What do you mean large? How dare you?"
#TESD39
Bry "What do you mean large? How dare you?"
#TESD39
Walt "You can remove tweets?"
Bry "Yeah."
Walt "Wow! I though you couldn't scrub the internet."
#TESD40
Bry "Yeah."
Walt "Wow! I though you couldn't scrub the internet."
#TESD40
Walt (as #SundayJeff) "You think you're the tallest dwarf in the circus."
#TESD43 #cultpodcasterquote #cultpodcaster
#TESD43 #cultpodcasterquote #cultpodcaster
Walt "In 15 years you'll all be in a loveless marriage and hooked on painkillers, if there's a God."
#TESD44 #TESDclassics
[submitted by (at)6220HOF]
#TESD44 #TESDclassics
[submitted by (at)6220HOF]
Q to Walt "Somebody offered you 10 bucks. That guy will suck your dick, and I'll pay 100 to watch that.
So, right now, you're up 110 bucks and a blowjob."
#TESD45 #tesdlive
So, right now, you're up 110 bucks and a blowjob."
#TESD45 #tesdlive
Walt to Bry "You definitely got lust. Sendmetits, sendmetits, sendmetits!"
#TESD46
#TESD46
Bry "You don't think girls jumping up and down in trampolines is worthwhile?"
Walt "Ahh, I mean... I can get behind that."
#TESD47
Walt "Ahh, I mean... I can get behind that."
#TESD47
Q "If we learned anything on last week's #TellEmSteveDave it's like sometimes people just need..."
Walt "Sometimes things don't get done."
#TESD48
Walt "Sometimes things don't get done."
#TESD48
Bry "Rich in disease, poor in everything else."
Q "No man is poor who is rich in disease, bro."
#TESD51
Q "No man is poor who is rich in disease, bro."
#TESD51
Bry (to Ming): "You will not stop reintroducing the idea of Q and you together."
#TESD54 #hewasnothypnotized
#TESD54 #hewasnothypnotized
Bry, as announcer "And not it's time for America's favorite gameshow: let's annoy the fuck out of Walt."
#TESD55
#TESD55
Bry "What a bunch of pussies I hang out with!"
#TESD57
#TESD57
Q "I watch this series called 'The inbetweeners'. It's a British sitcom."
#TESD58 #kevinpmorris #trendsetter
#TESD58 #kevinpmorris #trendsetter
Bry, reading "What kind of candy do you do you guys like to see in your Easter baskets?
My God, come on Fitzman. And that's a respected listener"
#TESD60 #OGlistener
My God, come on Fitzman. And that's a respected listener"
#TESD60 #OGlistener
Walt to Q "Where the fuck are you at with a neurosurgeon and a trampoline?"
#TESD63 #importantquestions
#TESD63 #importantquestions
Bry "And then at the very end I'd be like "Peace asshooole". And if you don't get that reference, shame on you!"
#TESD64 #SpaceMonkeys
#TESD64 #SpaceMonkeys
Walt "I told you, I'm thinking about giving up poding to become a songwriter."
#TESD67 #Isellcomicsauthor #PlusOnePerDiem
#TESD67 #Isellcomicsauthor #PlusOnePerDiem
Bry "And she's like 'wow,wow calm down'.
NO. WHERE DO I STAND UP??
SUZANNE GET MY SOAPBOX!!!"
#TESD68 #oneofmyfavouritemoments
NO. WHERE DO I STAND UP??
SUZANNE GET MY SOAPBOX!!!"
#TESD68 #oneofmyfavouritemoments
Walt "What's it called, inconchinable?"
Q "Unconscionable?"
Walt "Yeah. Edit that out, the way I said that wrong."
#TESD69 #Waltsmisquotes
Q "Unconscionable?"
Walt "Yeah. Edit that out, the way I said that wrong."
#TESD69 #Waltsmisquotes
#TESD71 #TESDquotesimage
#MakinHayII
[Gotta include all the submission from (at)LookingForEight. It is way too awesome. Thanks!]
#MakinHayII
[Gotta include all the submission from (at)LookingForEight. It is way too awesome. Thanks!]
Q "It’s my dream to be a big hit on that network (truTV)
#TESD72 released on 07/29/2011
#ImpracticalJokers
#TESD72 released on 07/29/2011
#ImpracticalJokers
Bry (to Walt) "You're gonna wake up and say Tell 'em Steve-Dave?"
#TESD73
#TESD73
Walt "Tell 'em Steve-Dave!
Sing it Steve-Dave!
Bring it Steve-Dave!"
#TESD74 #TESDclassics
[submitted by (at)Joinedtofollow ]
Sing it Steve-Dave!
Bring it Steve-Dave!"
#TESD74 #TESDclassics
[submitted by (at)Joinedtofollow ]
Bry "...we started calling ourselves the Ministers of Truth, and we would go around---"
Q "What the fuck is wrong with you guys?"
#TESD76 #ministersoftruth
Q "What the fuck is wrong with you guys?"
#TESD76 #ministersoftruth
Walt "We get real killer muppets made of us."
..
[puppet talk goes on]
..
Walt "Q we could make a DVD of it. Put it on bandcamp."
#TESD77 #TESDpuppetheaterissortofborn #TESDpuppets
..
[puppet talk goes on]
..
Walt "Q we could make a DVD of it. Put it on bandcamp."
#TESD77 #TESDpuppetheaterissortofborn #TESDpuppets
Q "When I jerk myself off, my pinky's raised. That's how much of a fucking fancy person I am."
#TESD79
#TESD79
Bry "And small talk is not my thing."
#TESD80
#TESD80
Walt "We're the fantastic three."
Q "Right."
Walt "We pod by day, we fight crime by night."
Q "I love it, I fucking love it."
#TESD81
Q "Right."
Walt "We pod by day, we fight crime by night."
Q "I love it, I fucking love it."
#TESD81
Q "Potato Bry."
#TESD82
#TESD82
.#SundayJeff “Give your friends and relatives a little Sunday Jeff this Christmas. Trust me,they’ll love you for it.”
#TESD84 #cultpodcaster
#TESD84 #cultpodcaster
Walt "This is our first ever Halloween show."
Ming "I know. Long awaited."
Walt "Well, I don't know if anybody is waiting for it."
#TESD85
Ming "I know. Long awaited."
Walt "Well, I don't know if anybody is waiting for it."
#TESD85
Walt "I have a segment where I talk about bizarre suicides."
#SundayJeff "Right up ur alley."
Walt "Like it?"
Sunday Jeff "It's good. Normal person would do this."
#TESD86 #suicideoftheweek
#SundayJeff "Right up ur alley."
Walt "Like it?"
Sunday Jeff "It's good. Normal person would do this."
#TESD86 #suicideoftheweek
Walt "Isn't there some lunatic out there that said 'Just finished listening to Makin' Hay part 1&2 for the 16th time'?"
#TESD88 #guiltyascharged #manymoretimesnow
#TESD88 #guiltyascharged #manymoretimesnow
Walt "It's not where the fucking table's at, it's who's at the fucking table."
#TESD89 #Thanksgiving #thankfulforTESD
#TESD89 #Thanksgiving #thankfulforTESD
Q "Good music, good music."
Walt "Oh, Goooood!"
(the way only Walt can say that)
#TESD90 #itisbetteronthepodcast
Walt "Oh, Goooood!"
(the way only Walt can say that)
#TESD90 #itisbetteronthepodcast
Bry "I apologize to any potential fluffer who are out there."
Q "Follow your dreams, people."
#TESD91
Q "Follow your dreams, people."
#TESD91
Walt "Bring them to their knees with illussions."
Bry "#TESDquotes just has a new one."
#TESD92 #heynowthatsme #inception
Bry "#TESDquotes just has a new one."
#TESD92 #heynowthatsme #inception
Walt "There's no prostitution in fucking Ireland, Q. And there's no tears."
Q "But there are leprechauns."
#TESD93 #creakylove
Q "But there are leprechauns."
#TESD93 #creakylove
Walt "You definitely get a pass because quote-unquote, you're sick."
Bry "Don't unquote that.. Quote that."
#TESD94 #TearDownThoseQuotes
[quote via (at)Ravenholm337]
Bry "Don't unquote that.. Quote that."
#TESD94 #TearDownThoseQuotes
[quote via (at)Ravenholm337]
Walt (to Q) "Is there anything that you fucking do that isn't fucking hugely successful?"
Ming "What does it feel like to not fuck up?"
#TESD95
Ming "What does it feel like to not fuck up?"
#TESD95
Bry "One of the main reasons I don't watch football. There's no girls on the team."
Walt "#TellEmSteveDave!"
#TESD96
Walt "#TellEmSteveDave!"
#TESD96
Bry "Why are his pants so tight???"
#TESD97
[submitted by (at) theJSarge and many other people]
#TESDclassic bit
#TESD97
[submitted by (at) theJSarge and many other people]
#TESDclassic bit
Walt "I'm sure you fucking contacted Ian fucking Cannibal or whatever that fucking dude's name is."
Bry "Iain Morris?"
#TESD98 #kevinpmorris #waltsmisquotes
Bry "Iain Morris?"
#TESD98 #kevinpmorris #waltsmisquotes
Ming "I hate to sound like a broken record. Keep talking! Act like nothing's happened."
#TESD99 #live
#TESD99 #live
Walt (about #CBM) "You know what I think it is? It's a love letter to our listeners.
And I think everybody else doesn't get it."
#TESD101 #gottaloveTESDcallbacks
And I think everybody else doesn't get it."
#TESD101 #gottaloveTESDcallbacks
Walt "I'm apathetic. I thought that was the new black."
#TESD102
#TESD102
Q "Look... I have a cat."
[Walt laughs]
Q "Well, I never revealed that on the show before."
#TESD103 #MistahWhiskas #BenjaminCat
[Walt laughs]
Q "Well, I never revealed that on the show before."
#TESD103 #MistahWhiskas #BenjaminCat
Walt "You know I've checked out on this one. It's live. I'm not even gonna offer an opinion on it."
#TESD104 #liveshowsarestillawesome
#TESD104 #liveshowsarestillawesome
Walt "I think a lot of people need to do that... Formulate you own opinions before you know, don't listen to what some douchebag on a podcast says."
Q "Well, I wouldn't call you a douchebag."
Walt "I was talking about you."
#TESD105 #geniusWalt
Q "Well, I wouldn't call you a douchebag."
Walt "I was talking about you."
#TESD105 #geniusWalt
[Q leaves the table]
Mosier to Sal "We should make fun of him. It seems like the right thing to do."
#TESD106 #SpaceMonkeys #veryspecialguests
Mosier to Sal "We should make fun of him. It seems like the right thing to do."
#TESD106 #SpaceMonkeys #veryspecialguests
Bry "I was like, oh man, look at all... look at the one color!"
#TESD109 #TeflonBryTrilogy
#TESDquotesimage
#TESD109 #TeflonBryTrilogy
#TESDquotesimage
[talking about serial killers]
Walt (about Bry) "Look at him! This is like sports!"
Bry "This should be Puck Nuts"
Walt "He's throwing stats out, years, I mean, this is like ESPN"
#TESD111 #indeedanawesomeepisode
Walt (about Bry) "Look at him! This is like sports!"
Bry "This should be Puck Nuts"
Walt "He's throwing stats out, years, I mean, this is like ESPN"
#TESD111 #indeedanawesomeepisode
Bry "Ok, let me restart. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Bry and the fun bunch."
Walt "Awesome!"
Bry "Yeah, I know right?"
#TESD112 #Bryandthefunbunch
Walt "Awesome!"
Bry "Yeah, I know right?"
#TESD112 #Bryandthefunbunch
Walt "You’ve only got so many tools in your toolbox,and if they’re all bent, useless tools that cant get anything done in the real world, what do you do, you bring them in here and you fucking jab'em in Ming and Mikes neck."
#TESD114 #loveitsomuch
[Submitted by (@)ChrisDAshcroft]
#TESD114 #loveitsomuch
[Submitted by (@)ChrisDAshcroft]
Bry "Equal opportunity."
Q "We love women."
Bry "Except when it comes to groupies. If you're a guy, don't apply."
#TESD115
Q "We love women."
Bry "Except when it comes to groupies. If you're a guy, don't apply."
#TESD115
Q "We talk about #TellEmSteveSave.
Absolutely, without a doubt.
Nobody backs baby into a corner."
#TESD117 #RTifyougetthereference
Absolutely, without a doubt.
Nobody backs baby into a corner."
#TESD117 #RTifyougetthereference
[about Walt]
Q "I thought you weren't looking at twitter"
Bry "Oh, he's a lurker. Don't let him fool ya"
#TESD118 #asifWalthadtwitter
Q "I thought you weren't looking at twitter"
Bry "Oh, he's a lurker. Don't let him fool ya"
#TESD118 #asifWalthadtwitter
Walt "So you're saying, if you were gay he'd be your perfect guy?"
Q "Without a doubt. Wouldn't need anybody else but Bryan Johnsonfor the rest of my life."
#TESD121 #bromanceofthedecade #bromance
Q "Without a doubt. Wouldn't need anybody else but Bryan Johnsonfor the rest of my life."
#TESD121 #bromanceofthedecade #bromance
Bry "Look girls. I'm not gonna show you the world... but who am I? Fucking Aladdin?"
#TESD122 #feelingtheromance
#TESD122 #feelingtheromance
Bry (about Q) "Did he bring you to Staten Island and pretend it was New York City?"
#TESD123 #fancyguests #kevinpmorris
#TESD123 #fancyguests #kevinpmorris
Walt "...was Mike and Ming. I saw their bullet points on the table. And the number one bullet point..."
Bry "Was my dick?"
Walt "Yeah."
#TESD126 #Igotnohashtagforthis
Bry "Was my dick?"
Walt "Yeah."
#TESD126 #Igotnohashtagforthis
[Walt's ringtone]
Bry "What kind of fucking man has a ringtone like that?"
#TESD129 #missthatringtone #classicringtone
Bry "What kind of fucking man has a ringtone like that?"
#TESD129 #missthatringtone #classicringtone
Walt "Order that Christmas pod please... #TellEmSteveDave Christmas Special 2012, better than #MakinHay... two."
#TESD130 #TESDads
#TESD130 #TESDads
Walt (impersonating Q's bro) "Let me see if my brothers apple can fit up that turkeys asshole. Yeah that's the one."
#TESD131
[quote via (at)RealAdamJanis]
#TESD131
[quote via (at)RealAdamJanis]
Walt in Q's voice "You know they're gonna eat those cancer cells like a Pacman eats a ghost.
Waka, waka, waka."
#TESD132
[and you can relisten to it at the 1:17:22 mark #worthit ]
Waka, waka, waka."
#TESD132
[and you can relisten to it at the 1:17:22 mark #worthit ]
Q "Tell 'em Steve-Dave!"
Bry "Nooo!"
Ming "No, no, the other one."
Q "Space Monkeys, that's right.
Peace assholes!"
#TESD134 #toomanythingsgoingonatonce
Bry "Nooo!"
Ming "No, no, the other one."
Q "Space Monkeys, that's right.
Peace assholes!"
#TESD134 #toomanythingsgoingonatonce
Walt "I figured, you know, there's gotta be 60 people, TESD brownies out there."
Q "Brownies?"
Bry "Bronies."
#TESD135 #bootytime #TESDbronies
Q "Brownies?"
Bry "Bronies."
#TESD135 #bootytime #TESDbronies
Walt "When the shit hits the fan, ya know, and we're scroungin' around for gas... Be yourself."
#TESD136 #keepinitrealz
#TESD136 #keepinitrealz
Bry "Think of the shit, the nonsense, the meaningless stuff that you spend $20 on every week. This is as meaningless as everything else, so why not, why not spend it on us."
#TESD136.5 #sofuckinright #newquotefrommynotebook
#TESD136.5 #sofuckinright #newquotefrommynotebook
Bry "So I have every right to feel bad about myself, is what you are saying?"
Walt "Stop questioning why you feel bad, just feel bad!"
#TESD139 #TESDclassic
Walt "Stop questioning why you feel bad, just feel bad!"
#TESD139 #TESDclassic
Walt "I thought the internet, though was a world of, you know...
acceptance."
Bry "Really? Have you been on the internet ever?"
#TESD140 #waltopia
acceptance."
Bry "Really? Have you been on the internet ever?"
#TESD140 #waltopia
Q "If you're an established artist, show me your tits!
If you're not an established artist... show me your tits!!"
#TESD141
If you're not an established artist... show me your tits!!"
#TESD141
Q "I feel like we're already off track of episode 0. We're already talking about past episodes..."
Ming "Three seconds in."
#TESD142
[although that intro is amazing, love it so much...
in fact, taking a little brake to relisten to it 🎧💜]
Ming "Three seconds in."
#TESD142
[although that intro is amazing, love it so much...
in fact, taking a little brake to relisten to it 🎧💜]
Bry "...comb through maybe 200 hours plus of material that's all fun, every minute of it gold, every second worth your while."
#TESD143 #Ilovedsendingclips #godsfavoritepidcast
#TESD143 #Ilovedsendingclips #godsfavoritepidcast
Bry "By your 38th birthday?"
Q "You're gonna be able to look me in the eye-"
Bry "He's found some way to make it about him."
Ming "Always."
#TESD144 #apactisborn
Q "You're gonna be able to look me in the eye-"
Bry "He's found some way to make it about him."
Ming "Always."
#TESD144 #apactisborn
Walt "I guess it takes time to develop a thicker skin though. It's hard!"
Bry "I've only had 45 years, I mean, what do expect from me?"
#TESD146 #theBryweknowandlove
Bry "I've only had 45 years, I mean, what do expect from me?"
#TESD146 #theBryweknowandlove
Walt "We spend our whole lives wishing for something different, instead of enjoying what we have."
#TESD147 #waltopia #oneofmyfavorites
#TESD147 #waltopia #oneofmyfavorites
Walt "When eventually you feel better then you realize like how good it feels to feel good."
#TESD148 #17minutesyes
#TESD148 #17minutesyes
#TESD149 could also be titled 'The Best of Walt'
[by (at)jonkatity]
#toohardtopickonewithoutmakingitconfusing
[by (at)jonkatity]
#toohardtopickonewithoutmakingitconfusing
[originally from overkill]
Listener on the phone "Walt can't hear me? He's my favorite!"
Bry hangs up
#TESD150 #gottalovetheclipepisodes
Listener on the phone "Walt can't hear me? He's my favorite!"
Bry hangs up
#TESD150 #gottalovetheclipepisodes
Walt "This one: cruising with Walt segment."
Bry "Could go one or two ways."
Q "I'm intrigued."
#TESD151
Bry "Could go one or two ways."
Q "I'm intrigued."
#TESD151
Bry to Q about #WWSJD: "Dude! You're 12 questions in, you're still trying to make sense!"
#TESD152 #cultpodcaster #SundayJeff
#TESD152 #cultpodcaster #SundayJeff
Walt "You're BQ, TV's BQ!
Why on Earth are you not having someone masturbate you?"
#TESD153 #questionsthatneedanswers #zuuunnneeeee
[tweet via (at)AdamEzagouri]
Why on Earth are you not having someone masturbate you?"
#TESD153 #questionsthatneedanswers #zuuunnneeeee
[tweet via (at)AdamEzagouri]
Walt "Right now Q I'm announcing the biggest event in #TellEmSteveDave history... to date."
#TESD154 #TESDreadstheclassics
#TESD154 #TESDreadstheclassics
Walt "And #TellEmSteveDave would like to pay their respects to all the fine following soldiers"
Q "Wait, we gotta read all those?"
Walt "Q, they paid."
Q "Yeah, but come on! They gotta know what to expect!"
#TESD157 #teamTESDarmyproudmember #PodWars
Q "Wait, we gotta read all those?"
Walt "Q, they paid."
Q "Yeah, but come on! They gotta know what to expect!"
#TESD157 #teamTESDarmyproudmember #PodWars
Walt "You won one trophy. Let's not, let's not get too misty eyed."
#TESD158 #doyoubelieveinmiracles #PodWars
#TESD158 #doyoubelieveinmiracles #PodWars
Q "But when they hit their 40s too, it's like, that's like the second wave of hotness for women."
#TESD159 #ifonly
#TESD159 #ifonly
Walt "We'lll play the ads at various point of the show. Prerecorded, tight, to the point, concise and superprofessional."
Q "This doesn't sound like #TellEmSteveDave . I'm overly concerned."
#TESD162 #TESDads #nomatterwhatalwaysthebest
Q "This doesn't sound like #TellEmSteveDave . I'm overly concerned."
#TESD162 #TESDads #nomatterwhatalwaysthebest
Q "You keep it real."
Walt "I don't know if it's keeping it real. It's keeping it simple."
#TESD164 #alwayslookontheWaltsideoflife
Walt "I don't know if it's keeping it real. It's keeping it simple."
#TESD164 #alwayslookontheWaltsideoflife
Walt "I think we have the best listeners in all of podcasting. I'm not just saying that."
#TESD165 #RTandFAV #aroundofapplausetoallofyou
#TESD165 #RTandFAV #aroundofapplausetoallofyou
Sal "I'm not tough at all. I cried at an episode of 'Undercover Boss' recently."
Bry "Really? What happened?"
Sal "It was uplifting."
#TESD167 #SalVulcano #aidsquito
Bry "Really? What happened?"
Sal "It was uplifting."
#TESD167 #SalVulcano #aidsquito
Walt "At a dinner table just going like OHO, look at me... #YOHO. What is it called?"
Bry "YOLO"
#TESD168 #YOHOalltheway #firstmention
Bry "YOLO"
#TESD168 #YOHOalltheway #firstmention
Walt "It's crazy. The commercials were more light and funny than the entire episode."
#TESD169 #TESDads #gottaloveTESDads
#TESD169 #TESDads #gottaloveTESDads
Q to Sal "We covered Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, we covered racism. We got a lot going on in our first episode."
#TESD170 / #WSY1 #whatsayyou #salvulcano
#TESD170 / #WSY1 #whatsayyou #salvulcano
Q "Why fat?!?"
#TESD172 #TESDclasssic
[submitted by (at)TheJosiahStreet , (at)thedeicider04, and other people in Twitter and Instagram]
#TESD172 #TESDclasssic
[submitted by (at)TheJosiahStreet , (at)thedeicider04, and other people in Twitter and Instagram]
Q "I'm handing you off right now to Bryan and Walt.Good luck boys"
W "I knew he wasn't gonna show up."
Q "That motherfucker..."
#TESD173 #listentofindout
W "I knew he wasn't gonna show up."
Q "That motherfucker..."
#TESD173 #listentofindout
Walt "We're gonna call this bonus pod the #FiascoPod, for making up for talking out our ass."
#TESD174 #BonusPod
#TESD174 #BonusPod
Walt: "If they're funny they will find other things to joke about other than making me feel bad about myself."
#TESD175 #waltopia
#TESD175 #waltopia
Walt "Bry's go big or go home."
Bry "Yeah."
Walt "Has there ever been more of a definition of go big or go home, than this guy?"
#TESD176 #theonewithshittysound
Bry "Yeah."
Walt "Has there ever been more of a definition of go big or go home, than this guy?"
#TESD176 #theonewithshittysound
Walt "It was all hands on deck."
Bry "Sounds like Irish gay cinema."
#TESD178
[this was the #spoilerquote posted by (at)dequinn]
Bry "Sounds like Irish gay cinema."
#TESD178
[this was the #spoilerquote posted by (at)dequinn]
Walt "So any listeners out there who haven't done an iTunes review, could you, if you could take the time. Apparently it means something"
#TESD179 #nevertoolatetoreview #andrevieweverywhere
#TESD179 #nevertoolatetoreview #andrevieweverywhere
[about #PuckNuts reunion!]
Walt "This is a reunion on the level of...oh..
maybe not Beatles, maybe not Spice Girls..."
#TESD182
Walt "This is a reunion on the level of...oh..
maybe not Beatles, maybe not Spice Girls..."
#TESD182
Walt "And I have to accept that the podcast definitely helps people."
Bry "and touches them"
Walt "definitely... I can't deny it"
#TESD183 #preach #soootrue
Bry "and touches them"
Walt "definitely... I can't deny it"
#TESD183 #preach #soootrue
Walt "Cause whatever that animal is [for Chinese year], we're about to slaughter it. It's gonna be the year of #TellEmSteveDave."
#TESD184 #10yearsofTESD
#TESD184 #10yearsofTESD
Bry (toQ) "Here we go with the schedule blues.
He's trying to steal my fucking thunder!"
Walt "Dueling banjos. Dueling who's more miserable"
#TESD186 #topfavoritequote
He's trying to steal my fucking thunder!"
Walt "Dueling banjos. Dueling who's more miserable"
#TESD186 #topfavoritequote
Walt “You know you got to be a little bit of a douche bag to...”
Bry “Eat this shit?”
#TESD188
[submitted by (at)thedeicider04]
#TESDquotesimage so you can listen to the whole ad
#TESDads #masterpiece
Bry “Eat this shit?”
#TESD188
[submitted by (at)thedeicider04]
#TESDquotesimage so you can listen to the whole ad
#TESDads #masterpiece
Walt "There may not have been penetration, but we do love each other though."
#TESD188
[submitted by (at)_13Chris]
#TESD188
[submitted by (at)_13Chris]
Walt "I want it to touch your T-spot, your #TESD-spot, if you're a TESD listener."
#TESD189 #oneofWaltsbestestquotes #Waltopia
#TESD189 #oneofWaltsbestestquotes #Waltopia
Walt "#comfort, hah?"
Bry "You're hashtaging all over the joint today, aren't you?"
Walt "I'm throwing them out like bonus pods."
#TESD90 #hashtagingisfun
Bry "You're hashtaging all over the joint today, aren't you?"
Walt "I'm throwing them out like bonus pods."
#TESD90 #hashtagingisfun
Walt "The whole world is never gonna love you, man; just be happy with the few who do."
#Smodcast289 #hadtobeincluded #waltopia
#Smodcast289 #hadtobeincluded #waltopia
Sergeant "Shouldn't you be silently mourning E.T.'s untimely passing?"
Private Zapcic "He was innocent... he was innocent." [sobs]
#TESD191 #TESDads #cannotgetenoughoftheseads
Private Zapcic "He was innocent... he was innocent." [sobs]
#TESD191 #TESDads #cannotgetenoughoftheseads
Walt "My tape gun is getting ready to..."
Bry "Oh, no, NO!" [...] "Don't give me the Ming, please."
#TESD192 #staplegunquotes
Bry "Oh, no, NO!" [...] "Don't give me the Ming, please."
#TESD192 #staplegunquotes
Walt "Do you guys believe in guardian angels?"
#TESD193
#TESD193
Bry as Q "Gather 'round limeys! I'm here to make you laugh fo' money! Prince Charles Cinemer!"
#TESD196
#TESD196
[about Mall of America]
Bry "But you gotta be doing something other than going to the Mall."
Walt "No. You don't how big this Mall is."
#TESD198 #waltopia
Bry "But you gotta be doing something other than going to the Mall."
Walt "No. You don't how big this Mall is."
#TESD198 #waltopia
Q "Finger Me Walt!"
#TESD199
#TESD199
Bry "I feel like 199 episodes ago Walt was like 'This is fucking unreal. I can't believe he's still doing it.'"
#TESD200 #andthatnumberhasmorethandoubled #thankyouguys #10yearsofTESD
#TESD200 #andthatnumberhasmorethandoubled #thankyouguys #10yearsofTESD
[from commercial]
Chris Laudando "Finally, a t-shirt for the easily freightened, yet fashion concious."
#TESD201 #TESDads #whenindoubtuseacommercialquote
Chris Laudando "Finally, a t-shirt for the easily freightened, yet fashion concious."
#TESD201 #TESDads #whenindoubtuseacommercialquote
Bry "Where am I?
What dimension did I walk into?
Where I'm more opinionated than Walt?"
#TESD202 #zuuuuunnne
What dimension did I walk into?
Where I'm more opinionated than Walt?"
#TESD202 #zuuuuunnne
Bry “I just sit there, zone out...
and listen to my audiobooks and...
dream of a world that doesn’t so closely mirror hell...”
#TESD204 #thesamebutwithTESD #whataquote
and listen to my audiobooks and...
dream of a world that doesn’t so closely mirror hell...”
#TESD204 #thesamebutwithTESD #whataquote
Bry to Ming "Whoa-whoa-whoa. Slow down, dude! Holy shit."
#TESD205
#TESD205
Bry about Ming "He seems so normal when I hang out with him."
#TESD206
#TESD206
Q "Fuck yeah I'm better than Einstein; I make Impractical Jokers!"
#TESD208
#TESD208
Walt "You're hurting your image here by following the rules."
Q "I'm just gonna shutter my image."
#TESD209 #rulebreaker
Q "I'm just gonna shutter my image."
#TESD209 #rulebreaker
.#DollahShave" Some motherflutterer 's runnin' an indoor league on MY streets? Someone's season is about to be canceled, warden."
#TESD211 #sundayjeff #TESDad
#TESD211 #sundayjeff #TESDad
Walt "Sunshine is the best desinfectant!"
#TESD213
#TESD213
Walt "What's that? The cruelest joke that God ever played... How does that go about, you know. The best joke that God or the devil ever
Q "Oh, no. The best trick that the devil ever had was convincing humanity he doesn't exist. I don't see how that applies to you."
#TESD215
Q "Oh, no. The best trick that the devil ever had was convincing humanity he doesn't exist. I don't see how that applies to you."
#TESD215
Walt "I'm impressing myself. I've spit that word properly... two times in a row, Q."
#TESD216
#TESD216
Walt to Bry "Do you remember that time I faxed you a picture of a guy that looked like Dante? And I just wrote next to it 'I'm not supposed to be here today'?"
#TESD217 #memories
#TESD217 #memories
Walt "We have a gigantic listener base all across the world." #TESD218 #TESDaroundtheworld #TESDtown
Q "I love the show. It's my, it's my rock, Walt. Without #TellEmSteveDave, I've got nothing."
#TESD219 #weareallQ
#TESD219 #weareallQ
Bry to Walt "How are you as content as you are? Like, I wanna study you. I wanna be more like you in that respect."
#TESD221 #alwayslookontheWaltsideoflife
#TESD221 #alwayslookontheWaltsideoflife
Q "How does one or two people on (Reddit) saying something negative ... trump all the other wonderful things?"
#TESD222 #sadbuttrue #justlikelife
[quote via (at)TankTopAnt]
#TESD222 #sadbuttrue #justlikelife
[quote via (at)TankTopAnt]
Q "Fuck that nosey bitch.
I's trick or treat, and it's trick for you bitch."
#TESD223 #overdosefull #Halloween
I's trick or treat, and it's trick for you bitch."
#TESD223 #overdosefull #Halloween
Walt "If I could use a word that would better describe than 'anemic' I would but I can't."
Bry "Like 'bitches' or...?"
#TESD224
[quote via (at)Ravenholm337]
Bry "Like 'bitches' or...?"
#TESD224
[quote via (at)Ravenholm337]
Walt "I walked into the heart of the belly of the beast on heaven's gate... and I came back."
#TESD226 #Waltisms
#TESD226 #Waltisms
Walt "The whole Thanksgiving dinners stopped when he said that the pig would cry tears."
#TESD227 #whenpigscry
#TESD227 #whenpigscry
Walt "Subpusshole."
Q "Subpusshole of the week."
Walt "That sounds hot."
Bry "I want some of that."
Walt "A hidden pusshole somewhere."
#TESD229
Q "Subpusshole of the week."
Walt "That sounds hot."
Bry "I want some of that."
Walt "A hidden pusshole somewhere."
#TESD229
Bry "That time I made fun of my neighbour and she pressed charges."
#TESD230
#TESD230
Bry "Seesmod(dot)com... No, wait..."
Walt "I love the confussion at every plug. I don't know where it's at. You do the work!"
#TESD234 #whydoeshehavetoholdourhands
Walt "I love the confussion at every plug. I don't know where it's at. You do the work!"
#TESD234 #whydoeshehavetoholdourhands
Walt "Do you think there is any level of that kind of 'sheganigans' going on at Tom Brady's château...
...or do you think it is just misionary?
#TESD235
...or do you think it is just misionary?
#TESD235
Walt "Hell hath no fury like a middle-aged privileged male with an internet connection..."
#TESD237 #tellemWalt #TESDclassic
#TESD237 #tellemWalt #TESDclassic
Bry "Please, verify Toad and (at)sundayjeff."
#TESD238
And while there listen to the "TESD Rap Battle" at the end by Goddamn Zordan
#TESD238
And while there listen to the "TESD Rap Battle" at the end by Goddamn Zordan
Walt "I want to inject a little bit of normal...normalcy.
Emm, non chaos, non chaotic---
FUCK!!! There goes my fucking streak!"
#TESD240 #waltsmisquotes #waltisms
Emm, non chaos, non chaotic---
FUCK!!! There goes my fucking streak!"
#TESD240 #waltsmisquotes #waltisms
Walt "It's a new world."
Bry "It is. I don't like it."
Walt "And you gotta keep up... like me!"
B "They're leaving me behi-- Yeah"
#TESD241 #alwaysawesomeronthepod #toogoodnottopost
Bry "It is. I don't like it."
Walt "And you gotta keep up... like me!"
B "They're leaving me behi-- Yeah"
#TESD241 #alwaysawesomeronthepod #toogoodnottopost
GitEm "Whoa, whoa, whoa...everything's okay... whoa, whoa, whoa..."
and the whole intro
#TESD242 #anotherawesomeintro #gottaloveJSarge
and the whole intro
#TESD242 #anotherawesomeintro #gottaloveJSarge
Walt "Just announce GitEm is here."
Bry "Okay."
Walt "Just to get people go 'motherfucker'."
#TESD243 #ballbusting
Bry "Okay."
Walt "Just to get people go 'motherfucker'."
#TESD243 #ballbusting
Q "My seed doesn't have any hate in its heart."
#TESD244
#TESD244
Walt "Bry, Q?"
Q "Yeah?"
Walt "No one has ever seen a giraffe swimming...
*Thunder Clap*
In the history of the world."
#TESD250 #BaronVonFlanagan
Q "Yeah?"
Walt "No one has ever seen a giraffe swimming...
*Thunder Clap*
In the history of the world."
#TESD250 #BaronVonFlanagan
[commercial]
Robot Walt "Love? Unfortunately I am not programmed to experience human emotions."
Alicia "Oh, don't feel sad Nature Box. A lot of humans are like that too."
Ming arrives "Hey guys, what's up?"
[laughs]
#TESD251
+ another great #TESDintro by (at)theJSarge
Robot Walt "Love? Unfortunately I am not programmed to experience human emotions."
Alicia "Oh, don't feel sad Nature Box. A lot of humans are like that too."
Ming arrives "Hey guys, what's up?"
[laughs]
#TESD251
+ another great #TESDintro by (at)theJSarge
Walt about Q "Looks AND a big dick. AND he's fuckin' rich."
Bry "And he fought off brain cancer!"
Q "I'm a fuckin survivor."
#TESD253
[quote via (at)seeareuh]
Bry "And he fought off brain cancer!"
Q "I'm a fuckin survivor."
#TESD253
[quote via (at)seeareuh]
Bry "That's the fucking...that's like my autobiography."
Q "Hoodwinked by a girl: the Bryan Johnson story?"
#TESD255 #cantwaitforthebook
Q "Hoodwinked by a girl: the Bryan Johnson story?"
#TESD255 #cantwaitforthebook
Walt "I don't think there's a sound on Earth that could make me kill myself... 'I Sell Comics' not withstanding."
#TESD258 #ISC
#TESD258 #ISC
Bry “If it wasn’t for the face, body, and personality, I would be the complete package."
#TESD259 #yoandme
#TESD259 #yoandme
Walt "I think it's all heredatory."
Q "Most of it is heredatory, but I don't think-"
Bry "I love that you just mispronounced the same word! #TESD260 #waltsmisquotes #qsmisquotes
Q "Most of it is heredatory, but I don't think-"
Bry "I love that you just mispronounced the same word! #TESD260 #waltsmisquotes #qsmisquotes
.#SundayJeff "You don't want to overdo the Sunday Jeff show."
#TESD261 #tansjs #cultpodcaster #theresnosuchthingastoomuchSundayJeff
#TESD261 #tansjs #cultpodcaster #theresnosuchthingastoomuchSundayJeff
Bry "It wasn't what I expected."
Walt "It never is!... It never is!"
Q "I mean, I'm glad you're okay...
It's so fucked up!"
#TESD262 #teflonBrytrilogy #señorBry
Walt "It never is!... It never is!"
Q "I mean, I'm glad you're okay...
It's so fucked up!"
#TESD262 #teflonBrytrilogy #señorBry
Walt "All night long, all I did, I looked up every celebrities to see if they were dead or alive."
#TESD263 #timemanagement
#TESD263 #timemanagement
Troy "This is the shittiest smack talking..."
#TESD264 #tellemTroy #BlueJuiceComics #1True3Invitational
#TESD264 #tellemTroy #BlueJuiceComics #1True3Invitational
Walt"Final five!"
Ming"How did that happen? Shocking, shocking"
#TESD265 #BlueJuiceComics #1True3Invitational
Ming"How did that happen? Shocking, shocking"
#TESD265 #BlueJuiceComics #1True3Invitational
Walt "There is a fraction, faction? Fraction? Of the TESD audience....."
#TESD269 #waltsmisquotes
[tweet via (at)WaltSaysItWrong]
#TESD269 #waltsmisquotes
[tweet via (at)WaltSaysItWrong]
Walt "I think all 3 of us are thin-skinned."
Bry "Really?"
Q "Not me. I'm the guy that made#JokersWild, I could live with anything."
#TESD270 #tellemQ
Bry "Really?"
Q "Not me. I'm the guy that made#JokersWild, I could live with anything."
#TESD270 #tellemQ
Walt "So you're saying that you probably would suscumb, succumb, su-
Bry "Succumb to a suscubus?"
#TESD271 #callback
Bry "Succumb to a suscubus?"
#TESD271 #callback
Bry "You had a pretty traumatic upbringing Jeff?"
#SundayJeff "Nowhere near like Ming's."
#TESD272 #cultpodcaster
#SundayJeff "Nowhere near like Ming's."
#TESD272 #cultpodcaster
Bry "I don't have time for fluff. My LIFE IS FLUFF. I LIVE fluff!" #TESD274 #Quinninthetitle
[quote via (at)NoNonsenseMofo]
[quote via (at)NoNonsenseMofo]
Bryan "Don't get me hard. You wouldn't like me when I'm hard."
#TESD276
#TESD276
#TESD277 #TESDquotesimage
#maybethebestepisodedescription
Episode title: BRIAN QUINN
Description:
Brian ‘Q’ Quinn of the Impractical Jokers chats with two guys who also happen to be near microphones.
#maybethebestepisodedescription
Episode title: BRIAN QUINN
Description:
Brian ‘Q’ Quinn of the Impractical Jokers chats with two guys who also happen to be near microphones.
Bry "I can't help but feel that like- that YOU feel that I should be applying for the Olympics or something..."
#TESD280
#TESD280
Bry "Oh yeah, they look like they need fuckin' college graduates to be workin in the..
FLANAGAN! SHIT PILE IN AISLE 11!"
#TESD281 #JoséFlanagan
FLANAGAN! SHIT PILE IN AISLE 11!"
#TESD281 #JoséFlanagan
Q "Walt's working at a box store, Bry's a prospect in a gang....
I'm like 'This is the worst middle age crisis I've ever seen'."
#TESD282 #tellemQ #lifeishard
I'm like 'This is the worst middle age crisis I've ever seen'."
#TESD282 #tellemQ #lifeishard
Walt "Is it some sort of Baron-mon-shon-shun, is it?"
Q "Some what?
What is he trying to say?"
Bry "Münchhausen like by proxy."
#TESD283 #synch #Waltsmisquotes
Q "Some what?
What is he trying to say?"
Bry "Münchhausen like by proxy."
#TESD283 #synch #Waltsmisquotes
Bry "NONE of you are right and ALL of you are right." -
#TESD285
#TESD285
Dave "Walt has good taste."
Walt "Oh... thank you."
Bry "That's because you know he loves Magnet."
#TESD286 #Daveisback #DaveWyndorf
Walt "Oh... thank you."
Bry "That's because you know he loves Magnet."
#TESD286 #Daveisback #DaveWyndorf
Walt "We should come up with a #TESD language."
Bry "That doesn't seem time consuming at all."
#TESD287 #habloTESD #TESDtown
Bry "That doesn't seem time consuming at all."
#TESD287 #habloTESD #TESDtown
Bry "Walt, you're a lot smarter than you let on. He'd be braggin if he knew his IQ."
Wal "Nah, I bluff my way through a lot... I don't even really know how to read. I'm fakin it right now."
#TESD288 #overkill #gottaloveWalt
Wal "Nah, I bluff my way through a lot... I don't even really know how to read. I'm fakin it right now."
#TESD288 #overkill #gottaloveWalt
#TESD288.5
Walt "I know Marc would do it for me."
#TESD289 #wemissyouMarc
tellemstevedave.bandcamp.com/album/tell-em-…
Walt "I know Marc would do it for me."
#TESD289 #wemissyouMarc
tellemstevedave.bandcamp.com/album/tell-em-…
Walt "I think I need those artificial tears because I'm so manly!"
#TESD290 #gottaloveWalt
[quote via (at)TESD13percent]
#TESD290 #gottaloveWalt
[quote via (at)TESD13percent]
Walt "This is a manly cape, it's a vampire cape. It ain’t no Liberace cape."
#TESD291 #BaronVonFlanagan
#TESD291 #BaronVonFlanagan
Walt "I added Uncle Salty by Aerosmith.
I added it sixty five times."
#TESD292 #Waltlearnstodoplaylists #wellsortof
I added it sixty five times."
#TESD292 #Waltlearnstodoplaylists #wellsortof
Walt "There's a bond that can be built on a fishing line...
that's more powerful than a fishing line."
#TESD293 #fathersday #fieldtrip
that's more powerful than a fishing line."
#TESD293 #fathersday #fieldtrip
Q to Walt about GitEm "Because you hired him. Good for you and I hope you get a tax break."
#TESD295 #overkill
#TESD295 #overkill
Bry "I'm going to overdose and you guys can eat shit. I draw the line."
#TESD296
[tweet via (at)sam_ferrigno]
#TESD296
[tweet via (at)sam_ferrigno]
Q "Women weaken legs. Mickey said that."
Walt "Mouse?"
Bry "No! Mickey from Rocky."
#TESD297 #TESDclassic
Walt "Mouse?"
Bry "No! Mickey from Rocky."
#TESD297 #TESDclassic
Walt “You looking down on Koolaid? Cause we- we- we push- we push a lot of our own Koolaid on #TellEmSteveDave.”
#TESD299
#TESD299
Walt "What world do we live in that #SundayJeff is the last overall pick in #TESDtown?"
#TESD300 #weddinginTESDtown #portivolaré
#TESD300 #weddinginTESDtown #portivolaré
Colonel Q "Why the fuck does Colonel Sanders get to be called Colonel?"
Walt "He gave America the gift of KFC. You haven't given us shit."
#TESD301 #colonelQ #heisaColonelandthatsit
Walt "He gave America the gift of KFC. You haven't given us shit."
#TESD301 #colonelQ #heisaColonelandthatsit
Bry "What's the opposite of single? Multi."
Q "Or fucking, horse... I don't know...
...I don't know."
#TESD302 #gobbledegook #dyslexia
Q "Or fucking, horse... I don't know...
...I don't know."
#TESD302 #gobbledegook #dyslexia
Walt “We have prove of a. Either a: time travel.”
Q “Here we go. It never ends. It fucking never ends with this guy."
#TESD303 #okerkill
Q “Here we go. It never ends. It fucking never ends with this guy."
#TESD303 #okerkill
Q: "The mood was still light and airy and fun."
Bry: "Did you say Aryan fun?"
#TESD304
[tweet via (at)dequinn]
Bry: "Did you say Aryan fun?"
#TESD304
[tweet via (at)dequinn]
Walt “The patch elf does not fucking exist!”
#TESD305
#TESD305
Walt "You seem hard to please."
Simmy "Because I said no to the Suicide Hotline Comedy Hour?"
#TESD306 #Funeralz
Simmy "Because I said no to the Suicide Hotline Comedy Hour?"
#TESD306 #Funeralz
Walt "We're going to play the all new, all different, all improved-"
Q "No."
Bry "No."
Q "NO!"
Walt "Dyslexia."
Q "NOOO! God damn it, NO."
#TESD308 #Overdose #Overdosefull
Q "No."
Bry "No."
Q "NO!"
Walt "Dyslexia."
Q "NOOO! God damn it, NO."
#TESD308 #Overdose #Overdosefull
Walt "We're tired of assholes!"
Bry "You're not tired of it!
Otherwise you wouldn't still be doing this show with me."
#TESD309 #tellemBry
Bry "You're not tired of it!
Otherwise you wouldn't still be doing this show with me."
#TESD309 #tellemBry
Bry "What else are you suppose to do on Instagram?"
Q "I love pictures of ass."
#TESD311 #SpaceMonkeys
Q "I love pictures of ass."
#TESD311 #SpaceMonkeys
Bry to Walt "I like how Mexico to most people, is like that's Florida for you."
#TESD312 #sulfurpoisoning
#TESD312 #sulfurpoisoning
Walt "THIS IS WHY!!!"
#TESD317 #30secondsofmagic #thewholeconversationisamazing
[submitted by (at)k_andrew1792 and commented by other people]
#TESD317 #30secondsofmagic #thewholeconversationisamazing
[submitted by (at)k_andrew1792 and commented by other people]
Walt "Slam. Funking. Dunk."
#TESD319
#TESD319
Walt "She's a succubus....suscubus"
Bry "Oh my God! I was gonna say, he said it right the first time and then corrected himself."
#TESD320 #Waltsmisquotes
Bry "Oh my God! I was gonna say, he said it right the first time and then corrected himself."
#TESD320 #Waltsmisquotes
Walt "No, my argument is..."
Q "Why is it your argument? YOU'RE MY ATTORNEY?"
#TESD323 #mycousinQuinny #hardtopickonlyone
[photo by (at)AllOutttaAngst]
Q "Why is it your argument? YOU'RE MY ATTORNEY?"
#TESD323 #mycousinQuinny #hardtopickonlyone
[photo by (at)AllOutttaAngst]
Walt "Big Darryl would never fuck a male orangutan, you sick bastard."
#TESD324
#TESD324
Father Lance "Yes, I give homilies, yes."
Walt "Not with the #TellEmSteveDave shirt on?"
#TESD325 #FatherLance #exorcismtrainee
Walt "Not with the #TellEmSteveDave shirt on?"
#TESD325 #FatherLance #exorcismtrainee
Walt "I'm gonna award you 3 points."
Q "3 points out of what?"
Walt "...uhhhh....don't worry about it."
Q "Okay."
#TESD326
Q "3 points out of what?"
Walt "...uhhhh....don't worry about it."
Q "Okay."
#TESD326
Walt "Feminists are mad...that it was invented by a man."
Bry "Isn't everything?"
Walt "Tell 'em Steve Dave?"
#TESD327 #letsjustleaveitatthat
Bry "Isn't everything?"
Walt "Tell 'em Steve Dave?"
#TESD327 #letsjustleaveitatthat
Bry "Our goal was to be universally beloved. Seven years we still haven't hit the mark."
#TESD328 #showtheTESDlove
#TESD328 #showtheTESDlove
Walt "How did we even get on this? I can't remember."
Bry "Oh, because I made a Deliverance joke to a woman whose mum was dying."
Q "So I love this show!"
#TESD329 #TESDtangents #whowouldntlovethis
Bry "Oh, because I made a Deliverance joke to a woman whose mum was dying."
Q "So I love this show!"
#TESD329 #TESDtangents #whowouldntlovethis
Walt "Was that the endorphamins?"
Bry "You were on a roll."
Erik "I really don't know what he's talking about ."
Bry "Endorphins."
#TESD331 #doctorJohnson #Waltsmisquotes
Bry "You were on a roll."
Erik "I really don't know what he's talking about ."
Bry "Endorphins."
#TESD331 #doctorJohnson #Waltsmisquotes
Mike "A couple people died? Tell Bryan about it.
He likes hearing that shit."
#TESD332 #CBMinEdinburgh
He likes hearing that shit."
#TESD332 #CBMinEdinburgh
Walt "If the bombs are droppin, I say pop on a TESD. Doesn't matter which episode. And get a sun tan."
#TESD333 #overkill
[quote via (at)ManBearPig1016]
#TESD333 #overkill
[quote via (at)ManBearPig1016]
Walt "Catch 21, is that what it's called?"
Bry "22... So close."
Walt "Always. That's the story of my life.. so close."
#TESD334 #waltopia
Bry "22... So close."
Walt "Always. That's the story of my life.. so close."
#TESD334 #waltopia
Walt to Bry "That might've been the worst thing you ever said on #TellEmSteveDave."
Q "It made me unconfortable. I thinks that's the first time."
#TESD335 #whyBry
Q "It made me unconfortable. I thinks that's the first time."
#TESD335 #whyBry
Walt "You have to think like a kid. It's called 'From the mouths of babes'."
Bry "Is it babes with a z?"
#TESD336 #Waltsgames
Bry "Is it babes with a z?"
#TESD336 #Waltsgames
Walt "Why am I not on Face the Nation?!? Instead I'm on this shitty podcast!"
#TESD337 #overkill
[quote via (at)joshnorred]
#TESD337 #overkill
[quote via (at)joshnorred]
Q "Fuck it! We'll call it #cincoTESDmayo. Why the fuck not?"
Bry "I can't think of a single reason."
#TESD339 #TESDawarenessmonth
Bry "I can't think of a single reason."
#TESD339 #TESDawarenessmonth
Walt “I’m not going out on that. Fuck that!
Making fun of me. Say it about somebody else and I will say #TellEmSteveDave.”
#TESD342 #tellemWalt
Making fun of me. Say it about somebody else and I will say #TellEmSteveDave.”
#TESD342 #tellemWalt
Q "You should always enter a relationship with one foot out the door... Because it's the only way to watch out for yourself,... to take care of yourself. And if you find the person that doesn't make you put that other foot out the door, then you're good."
#TESD344
#TESD344
Walt "That’s okay though, you know. Sometimes you get on the rag."
Bry "Of course, you do! Everybody does."
Walt "Yeah. But I don’t like to let it show when I am bleeding, so..."
#TESD346 #TESDontherag
Bry "Of course, you do! Everybody does."
Walt "Yeah. But I don’t like to let it show when I am bleeding, so..."
#TESD346 #TESDontherag
Walt "How much do you think of the population of the world even knows the existence of this podcast?"
Q "Half."
#TESD348 #positivethinking
Q "Half."
#TESD348 #positivethinking
[Talking about the Hotel next to Pedro's Diner]
Bry "If I ever get married, that's where I'm gonna do it."
#TESD349 #ehemehem #someoneremindBry
Bry "If I ever get married, that's where I'm gonna do it."
#TESD349 #ehemehem #someoneremindBry
Walt to Bry "The real question is do you understand the format of #Overkill?"
#TESD351 #zuuuuuuune
(added: photo done for the #TESDTownDolls)
#TESD351 #zuuuuuuune
(added: photo done for the #TESDTownDolls)
Walt "They treated me as if I was like I was a real celebrity. It was bizarre."
#TESD352
#TESD352
.#SundayJeff "I am wiser... trust me."
Walt "I don't know. I'm not buying that you're wiser."
#TESD353 #cultpodcaster
Walt "I don't know. I'm not buying that you're wiser."
#TESD353 #cultpodcaster
Bry "Well you know like from iTunes or whatever."
Walt "You can rent on iTunes?"
Bry "What fucking- you know what year it is, right?
#TESD354
Walt "You can rent on iTunes?"
Bry "What fucking- you know what year it is, right?
#TESD354
Walt “There’s no food that’s blue.”
Bry “Well blueberries.”
Walt “Does anybody even eat that? Isn’t that poisonous if you don’t prepare 'em right?”
#TESD356 #whatsonthemenu
Bry “Well blueberries.”
Walt “Does anybody even eat that? Isn’t that poisonous if you don’t prepare 'em right?”
#TESD356 #whatsonthemenu
Walt to Q "Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice I got a fuckin DYFS investigation goin on.”
#TESD357 #IJlive
#TESD357 #IJlive
Walt “So now try to be cute behind bars, bitch."
#TESD358
#TESD358
Bry (about Walt) “The man is a super smeller.”
Walt “I bet there’s a new category: super-duper smeller.”
#TESD359 #supersmeller
Walt “I bet there’s a new category: super-duper smeller.”
#TESD359 #supersmeller
Walt "And the world, I thought, was uh- the oyster, but it turned out to be a stinky clam."
#TESD360
#TESD360
Walt "I love podcasting with you guys because I look like fuckin' Mother Theresa."
Bry "Yet somehow you're still the least likable on the show."
#TESD362
Bry "Yet somehow you're still the least likable on the show."
#TESD362
Walt "That's how we spend an afternoon. We take the drive to a far away place and dine."
Bry "Sometimes it's a chocolate fountain, sometimes it's a stripper."
Q "And that's life in a nutshell for you."
#TESD363 #thatslife #Qphilosophy
Bry "Sometimes it's a chocolate fountain, sometimes it's a stripper."
Q "And that's life in a nutshell for you."
#TESD363 #thatslife #Qphilosophy
Walt "Can you imagine never being able to get wet."
Bry "Just ask any number of my girlfriends."
#TESD366 #Bryanswitislegendary
Bry "Just ask any number of my girlfriends."
#TESD366 #Bryanswitislegendary
Q "What year did Blades of Glory drop? Cause that's the year I started uh... learning."
#TESD369 #BonJovienthusiast
[quote via (at)philosofrog]
#TESD369 #BonJovienthusiast
[quote via (at)philosofrog]
Walt "It's, it's a, it's a distraction though, that a lot of people need... Like #TellEmSteveDave... It's a distraction... That some people need."
#TESD370
#TESD370
Jiggy “But you said the opposite of a car is a horse. I don’t think that’s the opposite.”
Walt “It doesn’t matter what you think.”
#TESD371 #dyslexia #Jiggyinthehouse
Walt “It doesn’t matter what you think.”
#TESD371 #dyslexia #Jiggyinthehouse
Walt to Bry "Ming brought you to the area of the butthole.”
#TESD372 #ItdontMingathingifyouaintgotthatswing
#TESD372 #ItdontMingathingifyouaintgotthatswing
Walt "It's a lot easier to explain to your family & friends than like, she's defecating in public."
Frank nr5 (to his wife) "No? You don't think so?"
Walt "It's not easier to swallow?"
Bry "Woah, pun intended!"
#TESD373 #franknumberfive
[quote via (at)WathTyke]
Frank nr5 (to his wife) "No? You don't think so?"
Walt "It's not easier to swallow?"
Bry "Woah, pun intended!"
#TESD373 #franknumberfive
[quote via (at)WathTyke]
Walt "...for this special announcement to kick off #cincoTESDmayo [...]
May 9th through June 14th is official #TESDawareness month."
#TESD374 released on 05/26
May 9th through June 14th is official #TESDawareness month."
#TESD374 released on 05/26
Walt "Are there coyotes in Rhode Island?"
Chuck "Yeah."
Walt "Really I didn’t know that. I thought that was like a Western Hemisphere part of the country."
#TESD375 #ChuckStaton
[tweet via (at)rxxx4pain]
Chuck "Yeah."
Walt "Really I didn’t know that. I thought that was like a Western Hemisphere part of the country."
#TESD375 #ChuckStaton
[tweet via (at)rxxx4pain]
Walt "I don't even know if I'm pronouncing that right."
Troy "Probably not."
#TESD376 #officerTroy #Waltsmisquotes
Troy "Probably not."
#TESD376 #officerTroy #Waltsmisquotes
Walt “This is how you roll, right? #TESD rolls. You know, you don’t wanna be on time or...”
Q “Consistant.”
Walt “...or even, have the right dates.”
#TESD377 #wayofliving #TESDwayoflife
Q “Consistant.”
Walt “...or even, have the right dates.”
#TESD377 #wayofliving #TESDwayoflife
GitEm “He’s pretty defensive, so it might just be an anallegory.”
Q “What’s an anallegory?”
Walt “Tell him 148... do you know?... You don’t know what it means?!”
Q "Alright, cool, 148."
#TESD378
[quote via (at)SModfan]
Q “What’s an anallegory?”
Walt “Tell him 148... do you know?... You don’t know what it means?!”
Q "Alright, cool, 148."
#TESD378
[quote via (at)SModfan]
Q "I can't be responsible for that man.
I gotta be me!"
Bry "And that's the way Tom Brady feels, and I agree with him. There's nothing wrong with eating ass."
#TESD379
I gotta be me!"
Bry "And that's the way Tom Brady feels, and I agree with him. There's nothing wrong with eating ass."
#TESD379
Q "If you could hypothesise on where it was flying..."
Walt "Oooh I like that..."
Q "Scientific."
Walt "I *Hypothesise* that I couldn't even begin to tell you."
#TESD380
[quote via (at)dequinn]
Walt "Oooh I like that..."
Q "Scientific."
Walt "I *Hypothesise* that I couldn't even begin to tell you."
#TESD380
[quote via (at)dequinn]
Bry “Buttholes everywhere swimming around in my face.”
#TESD382
#TESD382
Bry "I can't remember what con I was at but #TESDgroupie was there and she has a notebook, you think my handwriting is small? It's insane, it's microscopic filled notebook of like all #TellEmSteveDave facts and trivia and shit"
#TESD385 #tooawesomenottoinclude #shamelessplug
#TESD385 #tooawesomenottoinclude #shamelessplug
Walt "Don't fucking put us in a corner cause you won't like how we fucking get out of that corner, bitch!"
#TESD386 #tellemWalt
#TESD386 #tellemWalt
Bry "Slights perceived or real, never forgotten. Never forgotten."
Walt "Most not real."
Bry "Yeah, I'll agree with you there."
#TESD387 #fuckcantcer
Walt "Most not real."
Bry "Yeah, I'll agree with you there."
#TESD387 #fuckcantcer
Bry "#SundayJeff at a certain point I thought he had a stroke. He couldn't read a cue card."
Walt "Just on verge of a stroke that's where he's at his best."
#TESD388 #cultpodcaster
[quote via (at)ANTristotle]
Walt "Just on verge of a stroke that's where he's at his best."
#TESD388 #cultpodcaster
[quote via (at)ANTristotle]
Bry "This is starting to sound kind of culty to me."
Walt "#TellEmSteveDave?"
#TESD389 #livestream #bestestcultever
Walt "#TellEmSteveDave?"
#TESD389 #livestream #bestestcultever
Bry “Tough shit, I don’t care about your feelings. I really don’t.”
#TESD390
#TESD390
BVF “You’re afraid to look foolish in front of the Baron?”
Q “No, no.”
BVF “ Remember, you can blow my bugle all night. Don’t worry about it.”
#TESD391 #BaronVonFlanagan #coloredcadreoffiends #overdosefull
Q “No, no.”
BVF “ Remember, you can blow my bugle all night. Don’t worry about it.”
#TESD391 #BaronVonFlanagan #coloredcadreoffiends #overdosefull
Bry “We are the Tom Bradys of podcasting."
#TESD392
#TESDrap was done anonymously, but there is link where it can be listened to:
soundcloud.com/smodfan/tesd-r…
#TESD392
#TESDrap was done anonymously, but there is link where it can be listened to:
soundcloud.com/smodfan/tesd-r…
#TESDintro
Bry "Like, you're fucking pussy."
(music)
Q "I like pussy."
(music)
Walt "I'd like to go over there and smack that pussy."
#TESD393 #introbits
Bry "Like, you're fucking pussy."
(music)
Q "I like pussy."
(music)
Walt "I'd like to go over there and smack that pussy."
#TESD393 #introbits
Bry "I don't remember lot of dares when we were young . Do you think I even dared you to do one thing ever once?
Walt "Emm, I'm sure you did."
Bry "Besides from that time we don't want to talk about at that slumber party... of course not that."
#TESD393.5 #gottaloveBry
Walt "Emm, I'm sure you did."
Bry "Besides from that time we don't want to talk about at that slumber party... of course not that."
#TESD393.5 #gottaloveBry
Bry "Now look at your dada, he's a very curvy man, isn't he?
I'm proud of my curves girl!"
Sage "Hey, you're dreamy."
Bry "I am dreamy. That's true."
#TESD394 #Sagehadtobehere
I'm proud of my curves girl!"
Sage "Hey, you're dreamy."
Bry "I am dreamy. That's true."
#TESD394 #Sagehadtobehere
Walt “Don’t let that get out. I don’t want people to stop kissing my butt.”
#TESD395
#TESD395
Bry "New Year's resolutions Walt? Do you make any?"
Walt "I didn't make any. I'll be honest, I'm perfect."
#TESD396
Walt "I didn't make any. I'll be honest, I'm perfect."
#TESD396
Walt “We should do a Sunday Drive where we take Jeff to prison.”
#TESD397 #SundayJeffcandoeverything
#TESD397 #SundayJeffcandoeverything
Walt "What are you listening to? What's your choice on your earbuds when you have to behead somebody?"
Bry "Has to be music, it can't be an old episode of Maxwell's house."
#TESD398 #maxwellinthehouse
Bry "Has to be music, it can't be an old episode of Maxwell's house."
#TESD398 #maxwellinthehouse
Bry about Walt "That's his sweet spot. People leaving him alone."
TESD399 #Waltopia
TESD399 #Waltopia
#hardtopickonlyquote
Q "What is foam?"
---
Walt "Multi faceted fuckupery."
---
Bry "Please I need to be loved... or hated. I don’t care just pay attention."
---
#TESD400 #MakinHay #5plushoursoffun
Q "What is foam?"
---
Walt "Multi faceted fuckupery."
---
Bry "Please I need to be loved... or hated. I don’t care just pay attention."
---
#TESD400 #MakinHay #5plushoursoffun
#TESD400 an episode like this deserves more quotes.
These are only some of the ones I got for the episode...
Thanks everyone and keep the #TESDquotes coming! 🤘
These are only some of the ones I got for the episode...
Thanks everyone and keep the #TESDquotes coming! 🤘
Walt “Shocking our listeners with a second anniversary episode.”
Bry “A second installment. Nobody would have predicted it.”
Q “If everybody’s real quiet you can hear people’s socks being blown off.”
#TESD400.1 #TESDlove #thepodcastthatlovestoomuch
Bry “A second installment. Nobody would have predicted it.”
Q “If everybody’s real quiet you can hear people’s socks being blown off.”
#TESD400.1 #TESDlove #thepodcastthatlovestoomuch
Bry "What's that dance everyone does that like they walk by the car and-"
Walt "The Macarena?"
#TESD401 #SpanishinTESD
Walt "The Macarena?"
#TESD401 #SpanishinTESD
(Q talking about a word he associates with the statue)
Q "Sentimental."
Walt "You think of sentimental thoughts when you see that?"
Q "Yeah, cause we bought it together."
Walt "Wait, so you're going to associate me with it?"
#TESD403
[quote via (at)WathTyke]
Q "Sentimental."
Walt "You think of sentimental thoughts when you see that?"
Q "Yeah, cause we bought it together."
Walt "Wait, so you're going to associate me with it?"
#TESD403
[quote via (at)WathTyke]
Walt "You're addicted to anger."
Bry "Maybe."
Walt "Oh, there's no doubt. You're addicted to anger.
You're addicted to outrage."
Bry "At least it's free."
#TESD405 #doctorWalt
Bry "Maybe."
Walt "Oh, there's no doubt. You're addicted to anger.
You're addicted to outrage."
Bry "At least it's free."
#TESD405 #doctorWalt
Walt “Say it like you know what you’re talking about!!” #TESD406 #alwayslookontheWaltsideoflife
[tweet via (at)rachel_lnt]
[tweet via (at)rachel_lnt]
Walt "I wanna say #TellEmSteveDave, but I'm having such a good time though."
#TESD408 #soarewe #alwayshardwhenTESDfinishes
#TESD408 #soarewe #alwayshardwhenTESDfinishes
Q “Isn’t it the start of #TESD...?”
Walt “#cincoTESDmayo?”
Q “Yeah, this is it?”
Walt “This is it.”
Q “We’re in it.”
Walt “We’re right in the thick of it.”
Bry “Right, so celebrate as you see fit.”
#TESD409 #TESDawarenessmonth #TESDawareness
Walt “#cincoTESDmayo?”
Q “Yeah, this is it?”
Walt “This is it.”
Q “We’re in it.”
Walt “We’re right in the thick of it.”
Bry “Right, so celebrate as you see fit.”
#TESD409 #TESDawarenessmonth #TESDawareness
Walt "It's win-win though. I'll be able to video chat you. We can send- we can send sexy videos."
#TESD410
[quote via (at)FlanaganQuotes]
#TESD410
[quote via (at)FlanaganQuotes]
Casey Jost "It's nice to be here with Walt.
To be in Walt's presence is so nice."
Bry "Ey,why do you think I come back every week?"
#TESD411 #newguest #hesnoWalt
To be in Walt's presence is so nice."
Bry "Ey,why do you think I come back every week?"
#TESD411 #newguest #hesnoWalt
Walt “There was a pod who did it in two thousand... whatever. We’re not good with years.”
#TESD412 #gottaloveWalt
#TESD412 #gottaloveWalt
Walt about Jason Momoa “I think he’s just not working out cause he’s not being Aquaman at the moment.”
Q “I mean, that’s my excuse.
It’s why I put on 20 pounds this year.”
#TESD413 #Ihavethesameexcuse
Q “I mean, that’s my excuse.
It’s why I put on 20 pounds this year.”
#TESD413 #Ihavethesameexcuse
Walt "You've got- you've got a 25 year old girlfriend, I think you should stop crying."
#TESD415 #tellemWalt
#TESD415 #tellemWalt
Walt "If I had a six-pack I wouldn't go to work at the Stash with a fucking shirt on."
#TESD416 #manypeoplewouldlovethat
#TESD416 #manypeoplewouldlovethat
Jiggy "What's Cujo?"
Bry "It's the Stephen King movie.
I feel like I'm talking to Maribeth!"
#TESD417
Bry "It's the Stephen King movie.
I feel like I'm talking to Maribeth!"
#TESD417
#TESD417.5
Walt "It's one of those episodes that is- there are some yaks but there's also, you know there's some serious shit."
Q "Actual tears."
#Fahrenheit148
Gitemstevedave.bandcamp.com
Walt "It's one of those episodes that is- there are some yaks but there's also, you know there's some serious shit."
Q "Actual tears."
#Fahrenheit148
Gitemstevedave.bandcamp.com
Walt about #SundayJeff "What, was he doing air guitar? Oh my God! I'm so glad I didn't see it cause I'd lose every ounce of respect I have for the man"
#TESD418 #rockingSundayJeff
#TESD418 #rockingSundayJeff
Walt “But if she keeps feeding you this fucking manure though...”
Bry “I might not hate myself, can you imagine?”
#TESD419 #gottaloveBry
Bry “I might not hate myself, can you imagine?”
#TESD419 #gottaloveBry
Walt "I don't fucking need a time machine bitch. My time machine's right in this fucking skull."
#TESD421 #hisowntimemachine #waltopia
#TESD421 #hisowntimemachine #waltopia
Walt "How do you calm down a 20-year old Q?"
Bry "Give him a blow job."
#TESD422 #tellemBry #thequickestmind
[quote via (at)JaneIreland19]
Bry "Give him a blow job."
#TESD422 #tellemBry #thequickestmind
[quote via (at)JaneIreland19]
Walt "How often have you had to resort to unzipping the pants-"
Q "You'd be fucking surprised."
Walt "-and having shorts on all of a sudden."
#TESD424 #theyvechangedQslife
Q "You'd be fucking surprised."
Walt "-and having shorts on all of a sudden."
#TESD424 #theyvechangedQslife
(Discussing the meaning of “happy wife happy life”)
Bry "Maybe it means if she’s happy it makes you feel happy..."
Q "Oh my God, fuck this! I quit the podcast!"
#TESD425
[quote via (at)crlight33]
Bry "Maybe it means if she’s happy it makes you feel happy..."
Q "Oh my God, fuck this! I quit the podcast!"
#TESD425
[quote via (at)crlight33]
Walt “Is the recorder recording?”
Bry “Ah, should be. Yeah.
You never know!”
#TESD426 #asifithadeverhappenedbefore
Bry “Ah, should be. Yeah.
You never know!”
#TESD426 #asifithadeverhappenedbefore
Bry “Walt’s ass is tighter than the Egyptian pyramids where you can’t even put a piece of paper in.”
#TESD429 #tellemBry
#TESD429 #tellemBry
Q "It's one of those things that people are like 'it's that what you're complaining about?' You know, it's a fucking complete violation of my time and privacy."
#TESD430 #inabadmood #fuckoff
#TESD430 #inabadmood #fuckoff
Q “Wild Ass for life.”
#TESD433
#TESD433
Q "Look at Walt's face. He's disturbed, he's upset."
Bry "You never watched porn with your mum?"
#TESD434 #mamaQuinn #arealget
Bry "You never watched porn with your mum?"
#TESD434 #mamaQuinn #arealget
And this is it... so far...
about 725h of #TESD fun in #10yearsofTESD! 🐜🎧💜
Again, congrats @TellEmSteveDave @sundayjeff @BQQuinn on this 10 years. Thanks for all the laughs and we can't wait for what's to come.
#TESDTEN #TESDquotes #TESD52
about 725h of #TESD fun in #10yearsofTESD! 🐜🎧💜
Again, congrats @TellEmSteveDave @sundayjeff @BQQuinn on this 10 years. Thanks for all the laughs and we can't wait for what's to come.
#TESDTEN #TESDquotes #TESD52
Time to celebrate #11yearsofTESD!
In a different year, #TESD was there with great content... so let’s celebrate.
RT your favorite ones and share your favorite quotes
@TellEmSteveDave @sundayjeff @BQQuinn
In a different year, #TESD was there with great content... so let’s celebrate.
RT your favorite ones and share your favorite quotes
@TellEmSteveDave @sundayjeff @BQQuinn
Walt to Q about the #IJmovie “Debbie Flanagan says ‘it has an arc’.”
#TESD435 #TESD
#11yearsofTESD @BQQuinn
#TESD435 #TESD
#11yearsofTESD @BQQuinn
Walt “We has fucking non secrata grata. What’s it called?”
Bry and Q “Persona non grata.”
#TESD436 #waltsmisquotes
#11yearsofTESD #TESD
Bry and Q “Persona non grata.”
#TESD436 #waltsmisquotes
#11yearsofTESD #TESD
Walt “And somehow you can get Netflix through XBox.
I didn’t know-“
Q “Somehow?!?”
#TESD437 #TESD
#11yearsofTESD
I didn’t know-“
Q “Somehow?!?”
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Walt “I got the sweetest fucking #TellEmSteveDave scarf that I’m gonna be wearing around forever.”
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Q “I think the more relatable we stay, the better guys. I wouldn’t, I wouldn’t try-- let’s not glam up.”
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Q “I texted Walt, I said ‘did you just send me your personal toilet paper?’. And you were like ‘Yeah! I thought you needed it.”
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Walt “When I got my hoody on. And my mask on. I mean there’s only like an inch of my face that people can see.
I look like fucking Brad Pitt!”
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I look like fucking Brad Pitt!”
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Bry “Do I give a fuck about a women’s prison movie?
I’ll tell you: two reasons times however many women are in that movie.”
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I’ll tell you: two reasons times however many women are in that movie.”
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Walt: They'll show you a progression of pictures to see what estimulates that flacid boner and what doesn't. What would be some of the pictures that would have to be on that list Q?
Bry: Inflatable skeleton.
Q: Wow, that's a hell of a good callback.
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Bry: Inflatable skeleton.
Q: Wow, that's a hell of a good callback.
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