Bry "Oh, you're so full of shit!"
Bry "My dignity?"
Bry "Yeah. Did it exist at any point?"
Q "Carpe diem though bro. Seize that shit."
Walt "Isn't it about elves?"
Walt "What do you expect?"
Bry "What do you mean large? How dare you?"
Walt "Wow! I though you couldn't scrub the internet."
Walt "Ahh, I mean... I can get behind that."
Q "No man is poor who is rich in disease, bro."
Walt "We pod by day, we fight crime by night."
Q "I love it, I fucking love it."
Ming "I know. Long awaited."
Walt "Well, I don't know if anybody is waiting for it."
Q "Follow your dreams, people."
Ming "What does it feel like to not fuck up?"
Q "We love women."
Bry "Except when it comes to groupies. If you're a guy, don't apply."
[quote via (at)RealAdamJanis]
If you're not an established artist... show me your tits!!"
Ming "Three seconds in."
[although that intro is amazing, love it so much...
in fact, taking a little brake to relisten to it 🎧💜]
Bry "Could go one or two ways."
Q "I'm intrigued."
[submitted by (at)_13Chris]
Q "Oh, no. The best trick that the devil ever had was convincing humanity he doesn't exist. I don't see how that applies to you."
Bry "Like 'bitches' or...?"
[quote via (at)Ravenholm337]
Q "Subpusshole of the week."
Walt "That sounds hot."
Bry "I want some of that."
Walt "A hidden pusshole somewhere."
...or do you think it is just misionary?
And while there listen to the "TESD Rap Battle" at the end by Goddamn Zordan
Bry "And he fought off brain cancer!"
Q "I'm a fuckin survivor."
[quote via (at)seeareuh]
[tweet via (at)sam_ferrigno]
Bry: "Did you say Aryan fun?"
[tweet via (at)dequinn]
Q "3 points out of what?"
Walt "...uhhhh....don't worry about it."
Walt "You can rent on iTunes?"
Bry "What fucking- you know what year it is, right?
Bry "Yet somehow you're still the least likable on the show."
Q “What’s an anallegory?”
Walt “Tell him 148... do you know?... You don’t know what it means?!”
Q "Alright, cool, 148."
[quote via (at)SModfan]
I gotta be me!"
Bry "And that's the way Tom Brady feels, and I agree with him. There's nothing wrong with eating ass."
Walt "Oooh I like that..."
Walt "I *Hypothesise* that I couldn't even begin to tell you."
[quote via (at)dequinn]
Walt "I didn't make any. I'll be honest, I'm perfect."
Walt "You think of sentimental thoughts when you see that?"
Q "Yeah, cause we bought it together."
Walt "Wait, so you're going to associate me with it?"
[quote via (at)WathTyke]
[quote via (at)FlanaganQuotes]
Bry "It's the Stephen King movie.
I feel like I'm talking to Maribeth!"
Bry "Maybe it means if she’s happy it makes you feel happy..."
Q "Oh my God, fuck this! I quit the podcast!"
[quote via (at)crlight33]