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If he isn't, it's only because he killed one hiker and then looked around and said "Honestly, I think Dahmer is my main competition."
We're still not done with the season (3 episodes to go) but I am very relieved that a search for [zumbo jeff] revealed other people found him equally off-putting.
He just slid his way through solidly at the middle of the pack but acting all the time like he's the one to beat.
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What she means is that she and her fellow scaremongers will have to come up with new lies if we have a president who enacts the popular policy positions they use Red Scare propaganda to convince people to vote against, in lieu of offering any solutions to vote for.
If we get universal healthcare and a social safety net and not only is the free market not destroyed but we are all freer, more secure, and more prosperous, that leaves @LizMair and people like her with nothing to make their case for continued economic authoritarianism.
Today they can tell us, "Oh, you think you're broke now? You think you're being denied healthcare now? You think you are at the mercy of the powerful now? Well all the solutions to these things are SOCIALISM which means if you accept them we will be the new Stalinist USSR."
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I really despise the "trans women athletes have a competitive advantage!" lie because the biggest reason I'm not on estrogen is that my mitochondrial condition leaves me with so little core strength I'm not sure I could function on it. I already struggle with exterior doors.
A medically transitioned trans woman has *less* testosterone than an otherwise similar cis woman, and this affects muscle mass, bone density, energy use. Very very exceptional trans woman athletes may set records, but that's the nature of athletics.
I've been doing exercises to try to see if I can build some upper body strength but I have inefficiencies in increasing muscle mass and I also have inefficiencies in getting my muscle cells the fuel to do the exercises that would do so.
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My current most top thirst searches are, in no particular order:

1. Bowsette cosplay/fan art
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3. Sandra Oh
4. All my hot queer mutuals' selfies
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6. Natasha Aughey
7. Jhi Yeon-woo
All four of the adult ensemble in Birds of Prey = very yes but Margot hits the same buttons that Lori Petty wired for me in the 90s. I am 200% helpless. The useless lesbian meme come to life. Sweet mother, I cannot weave.
I told you this account was going to get hornier.
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taekook au;

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Alright here's my breakdown of last night events, overall a funny experience with a few lessons in here to implement-

I'll skip the non essential details, but a little while after midnight I ended up at one of my usual spots. This is a rare time that I didn't roll solo

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So I'm there with my friend and his girl and they're chilling on the outside patio while I grab drinks and do a couple laps.

I chatted with some ppl and hit on some chicks but nothing was really hooking. I didn't think much of it seeing as how I still had an hour before closing.
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