I have had a lot of press requests for statements today. I will now make a number of statements which I REALLY hope do not get confused with the opinions of @HUGOBOSS. Just to clarify these are the statements of Hugo Boss, not of Hugo Boss.
@HUGOBOSS Hugo Boss microwaves fish in the office.
@HUGOBOSS Hugo Boss always asks, “what percentage are you on?” before he lets you borrow his charger.
@HUGOBOSS Hugo Boss has a smelly bum bum.
@HUGOBOSS Hugo Boss doesn’t say 'anyway', he says 'anyhoo'.
@HUGOBOSS Hugo Boss doesn't flush unless it's his own house.
@HUGOBOSS And finally: Hugo Boss loves comedy consumer shows that stand up for small businesses who were issued cease and desist letters from multi-national corporations.
