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Why is @mattstratton Stratton leaving @PagerDuty?

Did he sleep through an incident? Tell me!

Wrong answers only.
“Daily standup doesn’t mean daily standup comedy, you’re not allowed to use slides, and we’re getting really sick of your shit, Stratton.”
He can’t comment publicly because @jenntejada is *pissed* since she found out about his moonlighting project, BeeperDuty.
He got bopped up on cold medicine and created a really toxic work environment for Pagey.
Daylight saving time requires him to manually adjust every alerting window by hand, and he just can’t go through that again.
His “On Call is bulllshit, let it all burn” talk at NihilistCon, while poignant, posed an unacceptable business risk.
Chaos Engineering fixed everything, so there’s no need for on-call anymore. They’re winding down the entire industry in an orderly fashion.
In seriousness, @mattstratton is a shining beacon of empathy amidst the darkness. @pagerduty (an amazing company) was lucky to have him, and is less for his departure.

Whoever gets him next had best recognize the treasure in their midst!

Or I will drag them.
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