Opens by inexplicably holding up an illegible piece of paper as if to prove important people are producing important documents.
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Dr. Freud, your slip is showing.
Perhaps he is unaware of, say, the massive, sweeping closures already taking place.
Yes. A potential vaccine candidate entering Phase I trials.
That’s a country mile from proving efficacy; receiving approval; and commercialization.
I was barely listening because my dog wanted me to throw his toy.
He is really taking to this quarantine thing. Now only wants to play fetch indoors.
Anyway, here’s Dr. Fauci.
The man is just one of those calm, sweet fellows who makes you feel better.
Anyway, Fauci just reiterating the need for people to actually listen to experts (unlike the man he then hands the mic to).
“Came up very unexpectedly. Very surprising.”
Note: the first case in China was diagnosed in December. We literally had three-month notice.
This was about as surprising as March arriving 2 mos after Jan.
Meanwhile, his hands - which he keeps waving around - are the color of bologna.
Says we’re “getting them” despite reports that he told the nation’s governors this morn that they should be getting them on their own.
These conferences are find-a-fact contests where no one ever finds one.
I can tell you that number. It’s about 13k on hand. That isn’t a mystery. Dr. Fauci already disclosed this.
Trump is obfuscating because that number is so tiny, it will be calamitous.
The market is extending a large middle finger to this speech.
Trump talking about a deadly virus as if it’s the season premiere of Apprentice.
This is the same man who swore under two weeks ago that there were only five cases heading toward zero cases.
This imbecile is exponentially incompetent. He fed this debacle.
This makes me irate. The HIV epidemic was wholly worsened by people just like this brigade of shitbirds who were indifferent to the crisis until it had become a raging wildfire.
I am reasonably certain Pence is just a hollow husk secretly controlled by the aliens spiders living inside his dank polymer shell.
He is nothing but barely animate AI.
Today’s 1% nugget: this is likely to drag on into summer.
The markets heard that.
Why do we even do these?
This buffoonish vulgarian has done nothing but lie his way through his three years in office.
I can think of no one less useful to consult on any matter of importance.
Blech. I’m gonna go wash my hands.