High among them: a proper pint of Guinness.
Bars are rightfully closed though.
What’s a boy to do?
1/
Adaptation. Ingenuity. Guile.
Now, I have earned some goodwill at my preferred pub, so if I were to call them, I suspect they’d likely pour me a to-go pint if I had a proper container.
The problem: I have no such container.
2/
But then I remembered a place that sells the perfect vessel.
Confronted with my predicament, they kindly agreed to do a curbside transaction.
Pay over the phone. Drive up. Bag through window.
3/
The vessel but not the cargo.
So I dialed up my preferred pub.
The venue is closed for all but takeout food, they explained.
5/
Circular logic is really the best logic.
6/
Sláinte.
8/8
Cashless transactions, curbside handoffs, sanitizing before and after, bottle wipe-down before serving.
Novel crises call for novel adaptations. We adjust, adapt and go on.