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Hello darkness my old friend
I'm social distancing again
Because a virus softly creeping
Was not the hoax they kept claiming
And the fever that was scrambling my brains
It still remains
It's the #coronavirus
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In quarantine I sit alone
Cannot leave my little home
I see weird haloes and my guts are cramped
I can't stop coughing and I feel so damp
And my lungs are stabbed by the scratch of COVID's blight
I'm up all night
It's the coronavirus
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And when I looked online I saw
10,000 people, maybe more
People on Spring Break and out drinking
People walking without distancing
People smoking bongs that other people shared
Everyone there
Will catch coronavirus
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"Fools" said I, "You do not know,
"POTUS said it was a hoax
"Read my tweets that I might teach you
"Watch my Zoom so I might reach you"
But my words, like silent droplets fell
And I coughed
From this hellish virus
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And the people washed and sprayed
Purell but no diff'rence it made
And when the government issued warnings
At the stores the lines were forming
And the signs said "The toilet paper is sold out until next fall
"Go try the mall"
And whispered "it's coronavirus"
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A few things I want you to remember today:

1) Seventy-five percent of Americans held NEGATIVE views of #MLK at the time of his murder.
2) His approval started to fall dramatically when he began to challenge segregation in the North, and to speak out against the Vietnam War
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You can fix that dumb issue with your feed jumping pretty easily. Just follow these three steps (Can't find the tweet that tipped me off, so apologies for the lack of a hat tip/RT)
Hope it works for you, good people of Twitter. Worked like a charm for me but some folks are saying it doesn't stop the issue for them. Try restarting the app, and if that doesn't work just burn your phone and reclaim your life from this hell site 🤷‍♂️
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My life would be very different without access to abortion. When I was 22, a woman I was seeing got pregnant. She was almost 20. I was still in college. We worked together at a bar and had been sleeping together for maybe 5 or 6 weeks.
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After 5 or 6 weeks, things got weird and I broke up with her. About 10 days later, she asked if we could talk after our shift. I knew before she told me that she was pregnant. She had already had the decision to have an abortion by the time she told me.
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🎶hello darkness my old friend🎶

...a few comments about the annual annuity increases, also referred to as the COLA
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There's a hearing going on right now, where a bunch of Democrats are screaming about executive privilege and Barr lol.

Rep Jeffries just listed all the times that President Trump allowed executive branch members to talk to Mueller without invoking executive privilege without realizing that he was proving Trump's point about how he didn't obstruct anything 😂😂😂
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I mean I guess he is technically correct, we are watching the death of the DNC and the media right in front of our eyes.
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this would either mean that btc would pump since eth is at muh 300$ support and thus the ratio dropping, or eth is going to get royally rekt to 250 at least.

invalid if we settle above 0.0525 again.
update.. btc didnt necessarily pump, but this is close enough.

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notes in chart.. same thing still valid overall.

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