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Being cooped up can be frustrating, but it's also an opportunity to work on your creativity. For example my wife and I have come up with a new role playing fantasy I call "the Washerwoman and the Turnip Salesman"
I guess it was maybe just me who came up with that, but she heard me out on the proposal and stared thoughtfully for a while
She said she'd get back to me on it, so I'm excited to see how she workshops this scenario. I've got a 10 bag pound of turnips and an old-timey washboard ready to go
Yeah right, like you're not rushing out the door to Costco at this very moment to stock up on some sexy turnips.

btw, National Turnip Council: you're WELCOME
ohhhhh yeahhhhh *wokka chikka wokka chikka*
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