This bearded guy walks into my office, huge, with sandals, says he's Jesus and I mean, maybe he was. Many people are saying it was Jesus. So he walks over to me, it was actually more of a float...[hand flourish] just like this, and he says "Sir, can I give you a hug?" Why not?
So we're hugging and I'm thinking "has this guy washed his hands?" I'm kind of a germaphobe you know. But he's Jesus, so whaddya gonna do? So he hugs me, a little bit too long and a little bit too hard if you ask me, but anyway, he then whispers "God, what is it with you?"
I look up at him, and it's weird because I'm a tall guy and there are few people I have to look up at but he's Jesus so, you know, it's ok and I say "what?" And he says "God be with you." I musta misheard him the first time.
