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Taxpayer bailouts of private companies with STRINGS ATTACHED? Well I NEVER
Business guy: My sales are down, I need money

Government: OK but only under these conditions

Business guy: what are you, a socialist?
Expecting government to firehose a gazillion dollars in cash at your business no-questions-asked is a lot of things, but capitalism it is not
The only logical solution to all this is a government program to send everyone a green Sharpie to write an extra zero on our money
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