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I challenge #JakeGyllenhaal, @TomHolland1996 and @VancityReynolds to wear fancy pantaloons and pretend to be pirates and make waffles while pretending to be pirates.
People of Earth, do you have the nerve to face the #FancyPantsPirateWaffleChallenge?

All are welcome.

Waffles can be any type, this is a non-discriminatory challenge. Pantaloons must be fancy.
Will @neilhimself @cher @LouDobbs @GodzillaMovie @Target @LittleDebbie @wendys and @StephenKing take the #FancyPantsPirateWaffleChallenge?

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When I was a kid, we were poor, and we also didn't really have one of those 'but the house was rich with laughter and love' type scenarios, either.

Lots of people had it far worse, I'm not complaining. But it DID teach me a skill, to be grateful for what I did have. 1/
I have always been very grateful for comics and what they have brought to my life well before I became a pro. When I was in college, if I had a choice of buying lunch or Cerebus, Cerebus would win.

I would reread X-Men and Swamp Thing and Teen Titans a hundred times. 2/
I was diagnosed with a chronic disease (I don't talk about this much) and again, poverty was just a routine thing. But you could buy a comic, with art by someone like George Perez or someone equally wonderful, and just be transported in a way that felt unlike any other medium. 3/
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Well, @matthewmercer seems like a lovely guy, they clearly adore what the are doing, I love them and i just got started.

I have a new favorite, though, but I’m not going to say who it is. It’s too early.
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Not gonna say. Sorry.
I refuse to say my new @criticalrole favorite. It’s a secret.
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You guys. Important announcement. I changed my favorite @CriticalRole character. But I’m not going to say who it is.
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