Welcome to #Ontario !
#YoursToDiscover - ONLY if you are quadruple vaccinated, wear 3 N-95 masks & shower 3 times daily in 100% alcohol.
#APlaceToGrow - ONLY variants that ignore our #shortcutvaccine !
#FlawedData - because "transparency" was never a license plate slogan.
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#YoursToDiscover - ONLY if you are quadruple vaccinated, wear 3 N-95 masks & shower 3 times daily in 100% alcohol.
#APlaceToGrow - ONLY variants that ignore our #shortcutvaccine !
#FlawedData - because "transparency" was never a license plate slogan.
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#FlawedDataUpdate:
We put out some pretty little graphs for you!
They give the ILLUSION of #transparency - but we're NOT going to tell you which group the has more UNvaccinated vs Vaccinated - NOR how many shots they've had. NOPE!
Rumors of testing bias? PLS don't ask!
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We put out some pretty little graphs for you!
They give the ILLUSION of #transparency - but we're NOT going to tell you which group the has more UNvaccinated vs Vaccinated - NOR how many shots they've had. NOPE!
Rumors of testing bias? PLS don't ask!
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We are quite pleased that most of #Ontario & the media actually thought that adding the numbers in these graphs gave you correct totals.
We were quite tickled that many of you calculated rates using these graphs.
973 are missing from the 1st graph!
150 from the 2nd!
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We were quite tickled that many of you calculated rates using these graphs.
973 are missing from the 1st graph!
150 from the 2nd!
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We do this EVERY DAY!
We can't believe that you didn't notice!
(We would like to extend our sincere appreciation to those that DID notice - but didn't ask.)
We also have NO plans of fixing this problem, NOR correcting the previous data.
We prefer to call them "Unknown".
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We can't believe that you didn't notice!
(We would like to extend our sincere appreciation to those that DID notice - but didn't ask.)
We also have NO plans of fixing this problem, NOR correcting the previous data.
We prefer to call them "Unknown".
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Then there are these 2 graphs.
We would appreciate it if you would STOP asking us to break down the FULLY-vaccinated:
cases,
hospitalizations,
ICU admissions,
AND deaths...by the number of shots they have had.
It's relevant data.
We have it.
We just aren't sharing!
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We would appreciate it if you would STOP asking us to break down the FULLY-vaccinated:
cases,
hospitalizations,
ICU admissions,
AND deaths...by the number of shots they have had.
It's relevant data.
We have it.
We just aren't sharing!
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Then there is the question of our somewhat...OK...HIGHLY #flawed "case definition" (aka "inclusion criteria").
NO other respiratory disease has one like it.
It is unique.
It allows us to include heathy people who are NOT sick as cases, hospitalizations, ICU & deaths.
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NO other respiratory disease has one like it.
It is unique.
It allows us to include heathy people who are NOT sick as cases, hospitalizations, ICU & deaths.
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We have no problems with those healthy people (who we prefer to call #asymptomatic cesspools of death) walking around with any other infectious disease like Influenza - and we would never waste YOUR tax dollars on testing them.
But WOW!....
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But WOW!....
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We wasted BILLIONS of YOUR tax $$ testing HEALTHY people who were NOT (nor EVER) sick with COVID-19.
(They were MOST of our "cases" btw.) [Shh...]
These HEALTHY people (+ everyone that sneezed once or had more than 2 boogers) allowed us to GROSSLY INFLATE our numbers!
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(They were MOST of our "cases" btw.) [Shh...]
These HEALTHY people (+ everyone that sneezed once or had more than 2 boogers) allowed us to GROSSLY INFLATE our numbers!
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Our cases, hospitalizations, ICU admissions, ventilator pts. in ICU...AND deaths - were all SO impressive thanks to our sneaky little "case definition".
It doomed every bit of data from the start - especially since we had NEVER planned on telling you...
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It doomed every bit of data from the start - especially since we had NEVER planned on telling you...
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...how many "cases" were just healthy people who just happen to test "positive".
We may have also used a WAY higher cycle threshold (Ct) than recommended for the PCR - just to "help" our numbers....but "Shh...!". Don't ask - don't tell.
#GIGO ...but hey!
BEST part?...
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We may have also used a WAY higher cycle threshold (Ct) than recommended for the PCR - just to "help" our numbers....but "Shh...!". Don't ask - don't tell.
#GIGO ...but hey!
BEST part?...
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YOU....Mr. & Mrs. #Ontario ...DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!
And there is NO wary the average #Ontario Joe could know that we also dump in historical cases, deaths, etc. from past months - just to "help" our numbers.
We do that EVERY DAY!
Yeah us!
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And there is NO wary the average #Ontario Joe could know that we also dump in historical cases, deaths, etc. from past months - just to "help" our numbers.
We do that EVERY DAY!
Yeah us!
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Sure, we could properly align data, cases, deaths, etc. for the ACTUAL dates they occurred...you know to give us an ACTUAL reflection of what is ACTUALLY happening....but deceiving people is more exhausting than you think!
#GIGO ...but hey!
BEST part?...YOU DIDN'T KNOW!
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#GIGO ...but hey!
BEST part?...YOU DIDN'T KNOW!
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It gets even better, & we're quite proud of this here at #TeamApocalypse HQ.
#Ontario is #Canada's most populous province - so a VERY large chunk of the #fraudulent...er... #faulty data that @JustinTrudeau uses to justify HIS restrictions IS OURS!
Don't worry. He knows!
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#Ontario is #Canada's most populous province - so a VERY large chunk of the #fraudulent...er... #faulty data that @JustinTrudeau uses to justify HIS restrictions IS OURS!
Don't worry. He knows!
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And for all of you UNvaccinated.... #peoplekind (who we prefer to call "UNvaccinated cesspools of death") - we DON'T care that our #shortcutvaccine caused our #pandemicofthevaccinated - NOR that #VaccineMandates or #VaccinePassports are #notbasedonscience !
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And we hope, in closing, that you will heed the wise word of @MattWalshBlog (who we like to imagine was NOT being sarcastic)...
...and PLEASE get more of our #shortcutvaccine into more arms!
FREE ice cream for every LOW RISK child you bring!
15/15
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https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1481380547142295554
...and PLEASE get more of our #shortcutvaccine into more arms!
FREE ice cream for every LOW RISK child you bring!
15/15
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Data source: covid-19.ontario.ca/data/case-numb…
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