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NASA made Mars recruitment posters, but the slogans are all wrong so Im going to fix them. mars.nasa.gov/multimedia/res…
Being on Mars is bad enough. Don’t go to the moons.
Future Mars colonists will have trouble getting food.
Mars: It’s a lawless wasteland without consequence!
Mars needs children! (for… reasons)
We have the technology!
Almost done…
Get your ass to Mars!
That’s it. Go to the @NASA site for super hi-res versions of the originals. Tell them Mars sent you. mars.nasa.gov/multimedia/res…
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