Thread by @Evirus

Is today the day I start re-watching iDOLM@STER XENOGLOSSIA?

(Probably not. But soon!)

All right, let's do this.
#xenoglossia

Episode one starts with Haruka on her way to her IDOL AUDITION.

It is an inauspicious start.

No pressure, Haruka.

Annnnd, she's already choked.

There is only one judge at this audition who matters, though.

Hey, how 'bout that?

Long-haired Azusa.

She seems okay.

Who the fuck are you, Yukana-character?

You know, there is something different about this Chihaya. I can't quite put my finger on it.
#idolmaster
#xeonglossia

Long phone.

It also seems Xenoglossia decided Haruka was too broad of beam.
C.f. project-imas.com/wiki/Haruka_Am…

Another good phone. Reception is sort of shite, though.

This is some Yayoi.

Seriously, though, this is some phone.

And she's dropped her shit. Luckily, Yukiho is there to pick it up.

It's not a Meet Cute, okay.

This time around, the re-cast voices are blowing my mind. I wasn't familiar with iM@S 10 years ago, but it's a bit jarring now.

HOCCHAN Yukiho is also a narcoleptic.

(There is no Miki in #xenoglossia.)

Iori has purple hair. @mai__nakahara Ritsuko looks about the same.

I absolutely love these phones.

Bendy.

It's because of this modification to her bed.

I bought a decal of this logo.

Go on, Iori, curse the bitch out.

And here is our first shot of Makoto piloting her giant robot.

Wait, what?

#idolmaster
#xenoglossia

Eyecatch.

Yayoi, what are you doing?

Haruka gets Imber's engine running.

Suddenly, Evil Cure White drops out of the sky.

Wow. Chihaya is a bitch.

Chihaya is not the only one disobeying gravity.

Azusa is pretty spry.

Chihaya don't like this.

Now THIS is a Meet Cute.

Roll ED.

For real, though, this is a great ED even if it features a spinning naked Haruka.