He was nowhere near the sea, or a lake, or a river, or even a moat.
He knew that his boat would have to be large.
He hired the best builder, but he was in charge.
“No problem.” said the builder “I will give them the axes, even though you want to use money from everyone's taxes.”
Big enough for T-Rexes that may act tyrannical.
I want stalls for two lions, giraffes, and some zebras
A place to keep ants, and brain eating amoebas."
“I will build it exactly like Noah!” Kenny had figured
“Except I will probably use cranes, and lift, because sauropods no longer exist.”
Of course they lined up like well-mannered animals do.
The lions were standing right behind the gazelles that were standing behind two baptized Amazonian snails.
“Load up the elephants, load up the swine.
Load up the tigers, and load up the apes
In the kangaroo pouches, put 2 of each kinds of poisonous snakes.”
The builder then asked "What will you do with the feces?"
In fact "Where will you store all the food for the mammals?"
“The boat is quite full and we still have 4 and half million more animals.”
His face turned a color, the reddest of red.
"All of the animals will starve" the builder then said
A vein popped out of Kenny's neck and his head.
“Get the Zebras, the Lions, the anointed Amazon snails.
Get the tigers, and lizards, and both of the foxes.
Where are the hell are the termites I had in these wooden boxes?”
The Kangaroos can hop back to Australia for all that I care.
Remove the ant eater and the pair of brown bears.”
Like elephants so small they'll eat one peanut for lunch.
"I want frogs so young that they do not have legs,
And a pterodactyl so young it still has its egg shell on its head."
“They died 65 million years ago, so there are no longer any.”
"Blasphemy" Kenny said from his boat with no water
as he then fired the best builder, because the builder was smarter.
he just turned his nose and said “Were you there?"
With 5 million species of baby animals before the flood starts.
Kenny then learned that even 5 million babies was too much
even if he planned to feed crackers to baby hippos for lunch.
The flood came... it was not water... it was not even mud.
As Kenny stood on top of this boat that he ruled, and watched the flood that would be known as the flood of the fooled.
Not even the brain eating amoeba or the amoeba’s nice wife.
It was built to sell gifts and the homeschool books that he wrote, to the flood of the fooled that help sail Kenny’s boat.
Here is the original review of "Charlie and the Tortoise" by Ken Ham of the Creation Museum.
answersingenesis.org/train-up-a-chi…