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Caity Weaver @caityweaver
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Looks I have to change my tune now that I’ve gotten through security: THE PIZZA HUT EXPRESS IS CLOSED 🤣
Now I have to become the first female president, which I really did NOT want to do, specifically to eliminate Missouri from the union and I’m already so fucking busy FUCK
I FEEL LIKE THE WRIGHT BROTHERS HAD A NICER AIRPORT
WHY IS EVERYTHING WET
The bar’s “PLEASE WAIT TO BE SEATED” sign just broke. Just toppled right over and fell apart for no reason. I’ve never seen a sign commit suicide before but I can’t say I blame it.
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