cantwell's original complaint: courthousenews.com/wp-content/upl…
the defendants' response: s3.amazonaws.com/emilygorcenski…
also: you can't serve someone who doesn't exist, elmer. this isn't the place for deadnaming. it's juvenile.
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"monumentals" aren't here for monuments. they're here for white s
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you 👏 can't 👏 sue 👏 an 👏 idea
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and a reminder: ancaps are either crypto-fascists or pre-fascists.
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i wish i could see the exhibits. why would elmer submit a "rough diagram"? UVA's website has so many maps and images of th
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at the end of this, i'm gonna do a supercut of all the times "you're using that word wrong" had to b
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(but really i am stomping my feet and cheering for the out of control shade here)
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(also the glasses. where 👏are 👏 the 👏 glasses? still on.)
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hahaha remember that time i watched a nazi perjure
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(he loves bringing up taekwondo - he did it at goodwin's hearing, too)
(glasses check: still
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(GLASSES CHECK: STILL 👏 ON 👏 HIS 👏 NOSE)
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(GLASSES CHECK: getting so sassy, still there)
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i laughed so hard i cried and now i look like *i* got pepper sprayed by thes
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again, defense IDs a pseudonymous character, this time a man who has been charged with firing a gun into a crowd.
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glasses check: UNCLEAR, although P35 does state "Mr. Goad admits in perpetuity all further allegations regarding the p
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(glasses check: getting wild)
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defense's response throwing a little shade - pointing out that the fights breaking out include cantwell, on camera, repeatedly punching someone. way to include that IN YOUR OWN SUBMITTED EVIDENCE, ya dummies
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yeah, they admit the puffy-faced nazi is crying... but as footnote 2 stated, they will refrain from calling him "the crying n
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and he wore his own merch! so tacky.
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throw this whole document out and try again. this draf
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- ANTIFA: everybody who hates chris and the fact that he & his ilk stan for pinochet... i mean, it isn't totally wro
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glasses check for emily now: REMOVED.
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and...
no 👏 one 👏 works 👏 for 👏 antifa
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his email address (isuecrooks@ comcast .net) & his repeated references in court to suing used car dealers indicate that maybe he hasn
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citing the constitution for elmer's edification is particularly delightful if you recall that at cantwell's preliminary hearing, elmer read aloud from the constitution to a very bored judge
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they got in a crying nazi dig & helpfully explained how bond works fo
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(i'm a little glad to have some content to gloss over... this has taken... more time than i expected. thanks for sticking it out with me)
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again, if elmer had submitted a draft, some of these REPEATED ISSUES could've been resolved.
elmer is "quoting" sworn testimony that has an unclear source. footnote 13 from paragraph 74 is referenced again.
quotes 👏 must 👏 have 👏 a 👏
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looks like he was so busy adding *emphasis* to this quote that he swapped out the preposition. oops?
note how defense counsel *cites a source,* down to the line number in the transcript, for a quote.
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- i wouldn't call getting pepper sprayed and stumbling through a crowd of nazis to try to get to safety walking out "unmolested" also stop saying molested.
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"i meant everything i said before!"
"we also 100% for sure meant all the stuff we said abou
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whether or not it was "self defense" is a matter for the criminal trial. but there's no grounds here for malicious prosecution... the prosecutor obviously doesn't think so, as he's currently prosec
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(please don't forget he said it was good that heather died. that more of us will die. this man is a monster.)
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(although... lying is a crime, too. it's called perjury. better start begging for those goyfundme dollars!)
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(for legal reasons i must specify that this is a fuck
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publishing someone's address is dangerous and should be taken seriously. emily was the victim of a SWATting incident late last year. this shit KILLS PEOPLE.
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he's inciting violence. swatting i
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we've failed at every step of the way to have arrived at this reality.
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takeaways:
elmer's a fucking moron
cantwell, also a moron, is a dangerous monster
they fucked up BIG TIME filing this frivolous suit
the countersuit is going to destroy him