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Oh wow this crowdfunding campaign for a flower-shaped vibrator offends me as both a woman and a sex toy reviewer, LET ME COUNT THE WAYS piph.it/2FBJjYB
"The whole concept started out a girls talk night . . . [we concluded that] most vibrators are lacking a 'human touch' and are always phallic in design."

Blatantly untrue, look up literally any feminist sex shop's selection and you will be proven wrong in mere seconds
"Although vibrators are designed for women's pleasure, they're rarely pleasing to the eye."

#1. VIBRATORS ARE FOR EVERYONE, also stop saying "women's pleasure"!

#2. There are tons of sex toy companies striving to create attractive and ergonomic toys, and THEY WERE HERE FIRST
And "girls talk" is not market research??? Why are sex toy start-ups so incapable of Googling? You can't just show up and cry revolution with no understanding of the industry you want to be in.
Sex toy start-ups would have you believe ALL sex toys are:

-phallic
-ugly
-clunky
-designed by men
-made of unsafe materials

Maybe in 1985, but today? No. Stop. Your willful ignorance is showing.
Since it apparently needs to be said, I'd like to officially state for the record that I have never and will never desire a vibrator shaped like a flower
Finally, reminder that stating a vibrator "fits perfectly with the curves of the female form" is transmisogynistic. Happy International Women's Day!
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