Let me tell you about a rabbit hole I happened upon by accident. This will be a thread.

I became quite irritated by a certain pastor who is now dead but his son still runs the ministry and disseminates through a satellite and internet based distribution system.
Sometimes I will hate-watch hypocrites, you see. Filing the information away to use when devising punishments. So many of them end up in my realm, the poor suckers. What perked my ears was an explanation for why there are several ethnicities, even after the (fictional) flood.
The explanation was horrifically racist. Since Dad (according to this myth) impelled a pair of all creatures toward the Ark...that also counted with people who were not Noah's ethnicity, which is implied to be white, as he was the only "pure" human.
Grab your buckets for voms, because this equates PoCs with beasts.

It was time for the Devil to look deeper into this ministry.
One of the spared "races" was the "Kenites." They are set up in this myth to be the Enemy Race...and of course they infiltrated the Jews so of course Jews are suspect. Can't make this trash up if I tried. So I looked into why Kenites are vilified. Sit down.
There is a heresy describing the origin of "Kenites" (which are not to be confused with other Kenites...oookay). The "Ken" of Kenites comes from Cain. They are supposedly his descendants from after he was marked as the first Murderer.
But I was thinking...surely a religion so steeped in individual redemption would not hold the sin of Cain against thousands of generations of his progeny?

But it gets worse.
It goes back to the story of how the woman was fooled by me with an apple. Except it wasn't an apple. This is called the Serpent Seed Doctrine, and it makes zero sense both theologically and scientifically. Except it does..and doesn't. Theology is messed up, logically.
Firstly, let me provide some background information. Angels are considered to be beings of pure spirit and even though they might seem like they have a corporeal body, according to this group of religions we don't have "real" bodies. (News to me.)
So an angel can't produce anything if they had carnal relations with a human. Because our bodies are pure spirit, whatever that means. This is a meme everywhere else in this mythology...except for two situations.
Which highlights the hypocrisy.
IN literally every other story of angelic encounters with humans, this meme-hive accepts that angels do not have physical bodies and such are actually illusions. Spirits cannot enjoy carnal pleasures such as food or sex.
Now remember, I am an angel. These hypocrites even acknowledge this. So according to their own mythology, I am a spirit being with no carnal ties, such as, oh, DNA.
Now the second time which they slip up is when they believe that giants (Nephilim) such as Goliath were sired by fellow fallen angels. Um...no. According to their own myth my kind can't do that. Now the first time... that is supposedly when Kenites were sired. By me. LOL.
They believe that I actually had a body of a snake, or some other herpetic creature. And that when I offered the woman (she was not yet named!) the fruit of knowledge of good an evil, that I actually had sex with her. As a snake.
And that when she shared the fruit with Adam (WTF? men get named by Dad but not women?) that she just had sex with him. And somehow, the most Mary Sue of all pregnancies occurred.
Because miraculously, not only had she just recently ovulated, but it was a superfecund ovulation (which is very uncommon but what leads to fraternal twins). And each egg from her two ovaries was met by a sperm from each male she had just sexed up. HOWEVER.
If it is to be believed that I was possessing the physical body of a snake (which would be the only way I could sex a corporeal being such as a human)...Snakes do not have XY chromosomal sex selection.
Oops.
Snakes have ZW chromosomal sex selection, which does not occur in the sperm. It occurs in the ovum. Therefore, any progeny would not even be male, since the human ova is X ALWAYS.
These hypocrites believe that I sired Cain and Adam sired Abel. But had I used a snake (which does not have a penis) to sire a child in a human body (with completely incompatible chromosomes) Cain would have been an X0 Turner's Syndrome girl. And likely died at an early age.
But the Serpent Seed Doctrine still lives. And it's because of the hypocrisy that disfavored angels somehow mixed nonexistent DNA into humans is part of their claim that only white people are truly human.
The Serpent Seed Doctrine does in fact claim that Noah and his family were the only extant humans free from angel DNA and they were white because of it. (Of course this also completely ignores the families of the wives, but being female they aren't people so who cares.)
This also sets up of course a thread of paranoia, since Kenites are the original "Lizard people" being sired by a snake (ROFL) and therefore only white people..and only the right white people...are not "tainted" by this EVUL DNA.
Don't laugh--this is perpetuated by a ministry that has enough funds coming in to fund a satellite channel and internet-disseminated content, which is broadcast from local affiliate TV stations.
Where do you think the money is coming from? Why, evangelicals who eat up this nonsense. And Nazis. Oh by the way, the patriarch has ties to white supremacist mythology. For more in-depth info, visit masonicinfo.com/kenbelief.htm
Arnold Murray actually was friendly in his youth with key patriarchs of Christian Identity. This is not widely known. This may account though for the money needed to keep the electronic dissemination of this racist filth alive.
This actually also has ties to why the US rejected the Metric system way back when in the late 70s/early 80s. White identity types with numerological fancies identified Dad with the number 12, which is not surprising. It's a number significant to Greco-Chaldean astrology.
Obviously, there are 12 zodiacal signs, which correspond to any mythological script that requires 12 things. So according to religious Nazis, 12 is a sacred, celestial number.
But Father could not be arsed to give humans 12 digits. Humans have 10. According to their zealotry, anything not conforming to a base 12 system is "worldly" and therefore Satanic.

Umm. OK. Personally see nothing logically wrong with that but I'm the Devil so what do I know.
I found this on a Nazi site that I can't find anymore. However, it jibes with the evangelical sorcery I've encountered in other places. I am apparently the father of the most logical measuring system created by your species.
Of course this totally ignores the octal and hexidecimal nature of volume measurements. Leave it to racists to be profoundly superficial.
I could do worse.
Just to reiterate: snake sperm contains NO sex selection chromosomes. It is intended for lady snakes, and those ladies' ova determine the sex of all their little snaky babies. Which is the way of ZW sex selection.
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