Written by Jude Idada:
The Taxify driver showed me a big black welt on his neck.
It ran around his neck.
Blueish black.
Swollen.
Twenty four million plus naira inclusive of all charges.
He had imported five cars from Germany into Nigeria.
He gave his parents one. His wife the other. Sold two. And was driving one.
Bought a piece of land in his village in the East which he was still developing.
And hurriedly done the traditional and white wedding to his Igbo bride who had waited for him during his stay in Germany.
.
Met with the Baale and the Omo-oniles.
Got the C of O.
Took it to the local government and the land registration offices.
Met the officers he was directed to and their authenticity was confirmed.
He protested and marched with them to the Baale to make his case.
Another bout of arguments that took hours, during which the other owners of the land were summoned.
They showed him their C of Os.
The verdict.
Beside himself in shock, he had driven to the real estate agent office on Allen Avenue.
It was closed.
The agency had packed up and left.
The Taxify driver said that as he heard the words from the guards, he actually felt a dark cloud envelope him and a deep sadness seize him.
He called the real estate agent.
It rang unaswered thrice.
And then it was switched off.
Each time he heard the message, he felt the grip of sorrow tighten around him.
The house was empty since his wife was at work.
He sat in the living room and stared at the television which was not turned on.
The questions rained on him.
And all he heard clearly and distinctly as though someone was talking to him were the words;
He said a short prayer and begged God to forgive him and receive his soul.
The suddenness shocked him.
And even without thinking he had his hands grabbing for the tight belt around his neck.
He tried to breathe.
His throat and his nostrils were on fire.
There was a ringing in his ear which grew louder with every passing second.
He felt his lungs catch fire and his windpipe begin to break.
But he didn't see his life flash back as he had thought he would based on the stories he had heard.
Instead he felt an undescribable urge to survive.
To fight for his life.
His strength was failing him. He could feel his mind telling his body to fight but he could feel the power fade out of his body and his hands and feet sagging towards the ground.
For a moment he was disoriented and couldn't remember who he was, where he was or why he was there.
A lot of voices.
And in that din, he heard the voice of his wife. Shrill with fear as she asked a question.
"But how would you know if he has suffered any brain damage?"
The doctor responded.
"He has to wake up first before we know."
And the hospital room exploded in joy.
The week that followed was tough.
His wife after her joy had subsided was furious at him.
His parents and his younger sister journeyed down from the East and joined in the angry outburst.
And all he could say was a remorseful sorry.
He knew someone at Lion building in Lagos Island who had experience with matters like that and who was an expert in recovering stolen funds.
So the contact was called.
It was his wife who offered to bring the money.
Like her husband she was a saver too.
The telecom provider was contacted by the contact and the call log of the number was procured.
The most frequently called numbers were extracted.
Their registration details got from their respective telecom companies.
Two ladies.
The contact and his team were waiting for them at the telecom company headquarters.
They were promptly arrested.
A police order for a hold on the money was forwarded to bank.
The bank complied.
The girls were interrogated.
They arrived at his house at Magodo 5.30 a.m in the morning.
Both naked.
The other rooms had other boys and girls in them.
Most of them naked.
A network of thieves, fraudsters and the girls who date them.
They were all arrested.
And by noon of the same day, the money was transferred back to the account of the Taxify driver.
The Taxify driver looked over at me as I sat quietly listening to his story.
It can lie to you just like that and just like that it can save you. It can confuse you and it can make things so clear to you, you will be amazed.
And he fell silent.
We drove on.
After a while I asked him.
"Me?"
He laughed for a while before he continued.
If you experience the loneliness of death you will understand what I am saying. Vanity upon vanity man, all is vanity.
Then he laughed again.
I was looking at him silently.
"He was talking about the mind!"
There was a transcendental peace on his face as he kept shaking his head and laughing with such pure happiness, it was evident that to him, he had found out the greatest secret in existence.
Infected by his happiness.
Lagos.
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