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Will Bailey @RepWillBailey
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I’ve begun casting TRUMP: THE MOVIE

Elizabeth Shue: Stormy Daniels
David Schwimmer: Michael Cohen
The Late Phillip Seymour Hoffman: Steve Bannon
Vin Diesel: Michael Avenatti

How am I doing so far?
Prolly gonna get:

Colin Hanks: Stephen Miller
Steve Martin: Mike Pence
Tom Hanks: Robert Mueller (Obviously)
Christopher McDonald: Paul Manafort
A few others have joined the cast:

Michael Keaton: James Comey
Meryl Streep: Hillary Clinton
Jake Busey: Eric Trump
Nathan Lane: Sean Hannity
A few others are on board:

Dennis Leary: Kellyanne Conway
Michael Cera: Jared Kushner
Keri Russel: Hope Hicks
Frank Langella: John Kelly
A couple other actors are eager to join (thanks to some help from the hive mind):

Woody Harrelson: Carter Page
Scarlett Johansson: Ivanka Trump
Things are getting tricky with some competition for the role of Melania. Thoughts? We need some casting input on the poll below.
Who should play Melania in TRUMP: THE MOVIE
We’ve just signed a few new actors to the cast:

Paul Reubens: Paul Ryan
Kermit D Frog: Roger Stone
Dana Carvey as the Master of Disguise: Mitch McConnell
Additional casting:

Gene Hackman: Roy Moore
Steve Carell: Devin Nunes
Wallace Shawn: Vladimir Putin

Cameos as Themselves:
John Cusack
Alyssa Milano
Emma Gonzales
David Hogg
It’s been a busy day casting TRUMP: THE MOVIE. Some new adds:

Adam Sandler: Betsy Devos
Tom Felton: Trey Gowdy
Jon Cryer: Rod Rosenstein
Thomas Wilson: Reprising his role as Donald “Biff” Trump
Additional Casting:

The Keebler Elf: Jeff Beauregard Sessions
Drunk David Hasslehoff: Piers Morgan
Melissa McCarthy: Reprising her role as Sean Spicer
Very excited to announce a couple of new adds in our TRUMP: THE MOVIE ensemble.

Chris Kattan: Reprising his Douchebag role from a Night at the Roxbury as Anthony Scaramucci
The Late Jerry Lewis: As “Laaadeeee” Sarah Huckabee Sanders
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