Okay no yeah let me describe how much I hate this fucking movie
Also Chris Pratt is not Harrison Ford. He's not even Sam Neill.
"Who's the alpha?"
"You're lookin' at him, kid."
Hrkk-hrrk-HRRRBLLLLLLLLLARGH
And the little lady smiles, properly put into her place after briefly having the heretical idea that she could have a career.
Vomiting intensifies
If Calvin had sustained a concussive head injury beforehand
- No more Chris Pratt
- Nothing but raptors, the raptors are our leads and we care about those good girls more than we ever did the teen boys or Chris Pratt
- Maybe they raise a human baby?
- Profit.
I mean, other than the raptors, which is perfectly acceptable.
I shouldn't drink before bed.
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Okay, so, if you're not just talking out your ass, did you ... slip into a fugue state during the entire production of this movie? This movie where my boyfriend walked in last night and thought it was a commercial for Lexus until Pratt stepped out of the car?
Eat every inch of a dead dog's asshole, my dude.