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Quinn Sutherland @ReelQuinn
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um I’m in a movie theater about to see PANDAS: AN IMAX ORIGINAL alone and Jane Goodall just walked in and sat down in front of me
I SCREAMED WHEN THE SHOW DOGS TRAILER CAME ON AND SHE LOOKED AT ME. SORRY GOODALL YOU’RE IN A HOUSEHOLD THAT LOVES CANINES
she’s drinking the biggest movie theater banana smoothie I’ve ever seen!!!! I always thought no one ever ordered the extra large but JANE GOODALL DOES
“ugh” - jane at the end of the opening credits
JDDNALJDSLSOXNSLS JANE GOODALL JUST LOUDLY POINTED OUT A PLOT HOLE AND SOMEONE FROM THE SAN DIEGO ZOO SHUSHED HER
I’m… not 100% sure why but jane is CACKLING at a panda falling from a bamboo tree? she’s still laughing and it happened a full minute ago
“I hate this” - full volume during a heterosexual panda love scene. honestly jane? same
narrator: “baby pandas are born blind–“
goodall: “HEEEERE WE GO”
FULL VOLUME AT THE QUIETEST MOMENT OF THE CLIMAX OF THE MOVIE: “THIS MOVIE NEEDS. MORE. CHIMPS.”
the movie ended and she said “ling-ling was wasted in that!” HARD AGREE
the end!!! honestly knowing jane goodall, the world’s foremost expert on chimpanzees, is a loud movie talker is validating every time someone has shushed me at a movie
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