2) "Three major news items should concern you as much as it concerns me" FEAR. Right off the bat. 'You should be concerned about this.' An infuriating kind of troll you probably see is a concern troll.
3) A concern troll is a special type of jackass who presents themselves as being on your side, with the goal of making you scared about something to get you to react in, well, fear.
4) Nancy Pelosi is concern trolling her audience, effectively. 'I'm on your side, I'm in this struggle beside you, you should be concerned about this too. React in fear peasant.'
5) "Paul Ryan's House is about to slash Medicare by $800 million to fund tax breaks to his donors." Oooooh, DOUBLE WHAMMY there! 'ERMAGERD SAVE MEDICARE' and 'ERMAGERD THE TAX BILL IS EVIL!!!!'
6) Medicare is the most bureaucratic inefficient shitshow I've ever taken a look at the inner workings of. A report in 2015 found $60 billion in misspent Medicare funds due to fraud and waste. The House GOP can do better than $800 million. abcnews.go.com/Politics/medic…
7) "Since he announced it, his donors have flooded millions into his coffers" OHMYGOD those terrible donors donating money on... a... midterm year >.> Oh, and he's retiring. So that's a thing.
8) In bold: "ALL THIS SPENDING IS MOVING THE NUMBERS!" "A poll this morning is showing Democrats losing by 1 point." So that's what's moving the numbers. Donations. Not, you know, the Democrats shouting for socialism, disarmament, and defending MS-13 and Hamas. In the past week.
9) Yeah, all 4 of those things, in the past week. I'm not actually kidding.
10) "I refuse to let Republican donors steal our chance to win the House and stop Trump's despicable agenda." Ok, full stop.
11) First off, y'all are giving it away, because your top figures are all either A: Ancient and decrepit (Forreal, Pelosi, did you see yourself during the last SotU? Pretty sure you're on some SERIOUS medications). Feinstein apparently has forgotten what the Executive Branch is.
12) Hillary Clinton, which NO ONE can get to just retire from the public view already, is IN A BACK BRACE.
Oh, and your younger crowd?
Here's what you've got. Yyyyyyyep. Honestly, if I hadn't watched the video, I thought that face would be a subtle photoshop.
Oh, and your younger crowd?
Here's what you've got. Yyyyyyyep. Honestly, if I hadn't watched the video, I thought that face would be a subtle photoshop.
13) Also, your poster kid for gun control has one of the clearest examples of flat affect I have EVER SEEN. Seriously. Someone get that kid away from Twitter and give him a hug. @kanyewest, please help, the kid's obviously depressed, @davidhogg111 needs a goddamn hug.
14) "I know we can turn this around, but it'll take a ridiculously big surge of grassroots support." 'Now that I've hopefully sufficiently scared you into believing Dorito Hitler and Paul Soyan are going to steal medicare you probably don't have because you're all millenials...'
15) "I need 5000 gifts in the next 24 hours." 'SEND ME MORE MONEY TO FEEL SAFE AGAIN! GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY!'
16) This, ladies and gentlemen, is a dying political party. /end
