Some few weeks back, Kenyans received news of looting of their money. To whit:
Monday - NYS
Tuesday - Cereals & Produce Board
Wednesday - Youth Fund
Thursday - Kenya Power
Friday - Kenya Pipeline
Monday - NYS
Tuesday - Cereals & Produce Board
Wednesday - Youth Fund
Thursday - Kenya Power
Friday - Kenya Pipeline
The Bureau Of Standards is investigating fake certification stickers. Made on its premises.
Your fuel may be adulterated.
The ambulances you paid money for, and walked for, are nowhere to be seen.
The lead guy investigating NYS II may have been in business with one of the suspects he is investigating. And may have been romantically engaged with another suspect
Nothing happened to the guys of NYS I., In fact, their careers are flourishing.
A guy apparently involved in a later Ministry of Health scandal was simply moved to another ministry
The EACC, (a laughable body to begin with) has successfully prosecuted 25 cases over the last calendar year. This averages two cases a month.
Deafening silence from the current and prior Cabinet Secretaries in charge of NYS
Your sugar may have mercury. And copper.
KETRACO apparently paid 6 billion for fictitious claims.
Kenya Power apparently inflated our bills. And blamed the computer system.
Farmers, who are apparently are not farmers, nor do they apparently own any farmland - were the biggest beneficiaries from NCPB
We can make buses in Kenya, but we are buying them from South Africa
Farmers bought fertilizer that was plastic shavings and miscellaneous gunk
A girl was raped. In school. But the administration has blamed indiscipline among the girls. In that same school, a girl died. From a fire.
A nonsense post called Chief Administrative Secretary was created, and current office holders of largely nuisance value are drawing handsome salaries and emoluments
Recycled personalities are being appointed to boards. Apparently, there is nobody else qualified or able to serve.
A private company is somehow involved in a scheme from the education ministry to get parents to pay said private company for milk
Nairobi County banked money to a wrong account. And did not realize for a month.
Remember - the problem with fiction is that it has to make sense
