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Needs to be posted in front of every bar in Austin
There are thousands of apartment units under construction along East 6th Street, soon to be filled with Californians lured to Austin by personal freedom, music, and BBQ, who will immediately begin bitching to the City Council about noise and BBQ smoke
We had to bulldoze half of the cool stuff to make room for all the people who wanted to be close to the cool stuff but now complain about being too close to the remaining cool stuff
Make Austin Weird Again #MAWA
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