Mark: "There you go, there's the engine. 4 cylinder petrol engine"
@CommonsCMS: "Where are the horses?"
CMS: "We heard it's a 100 Horsepower engine."
Mark: "That's just a metaphor…?"
Them (triumphant) "A-HA! BUT HOW DOES FACEBOOK KNOW THAT I LIKE METALLICA?!"
Me: "There's a button. On the Metallica page. Marked `Like`."
Them: "That's it?"
…and then there was this sort of iceberg-crashing facial expression of "but, wait, what?" and desperately grappling to find something complicated and X-Files-Conspiracy-Like onto which they could grab.
Value: about $3/month:
- chortling joke re: dialing-down the number of baby photos you see
- assertion that Facebook sells data
- "the Daily Mail is obviously different from Fake News"