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Chukwuemeka Ndukwe(MBBS) @DrSwhagg
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Great and gallant men of twitterland yall better get in here ASAP.
Today we talk about this great and mighty gift u have been freely giving to these undeserving girls. And even worse they make u beg for it. Mtchew...This life sef.
Brothers and nosy Sisters, lets talk abt SPERM.
ermm.... Actually we will b talkin abt semen, which is what most pple refer to as sperm.
It is dt whitish fluid that he sprays all over during ejaculation. The actual sperm is contained in d semen but is microscopic and cant be seen. D semen is d medium thru which it is delivered
Permit me to shake d Chinese Full Body Scan table. It is a SCAM!.
For those yet to encounter it, it takes a biometric scan and tells u everything about every organ in ur body and a usual diagnosis for guys is low sperm count.
Pls note that d only way to diagnose this is to...
..count ur sperm. So if u didnt give them some how exactly did they count it?
And that u did nt fill d 'nylon' to d brim doesnt mean u hav low sperm count. Ur seminal fluid can be small due to a number of reasons. It doesnt mean sperm is

Sha know that sperm isnt d same as semen.
Anyway, back to d matter!!
Other than d fact that without Sperm and its delivery fluid- semen, none of these girls will ever have a baby to call their own, some research has shown some other health benefits of this quality manly fluid.
Leggo!!
1. Ever wondered why your bitter boss seems a lot happier when she begins to 'get some' on a regular?
D research showed that semen is a great anti depressant and anxiolytic.

2. It combats early menopause by boosting the female hormones- oxytocin and progesterone
3. It contains melatonin which had been shown to improve the quality of sleep..
4. It has been shown to improbe cardiac health.
5. In pregnant women it prevents hypertension (pre eclampsia). It also prevents morning sickness. It has to be d same sperm that caused d pregnancy tho
6. It improves memory and mental alertness
7. It is a very anti oxidant and as such slows down the ageing process of the skin and muscles

So Yea!!
These girls hav been using u for ur semen
So Next time she tries unbuckle ur belt do small shakara and tell her..
Babe mans nt hot!
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