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[during sex]

Me: i want you to hurt me

Her: You aren’t really doing physics you’re just studying the consequences of Maxwell’s equations using math

Me: wait

Her: You’re basically an engineer
[during sex]

Me: i want you to hurt me

Her: Indiana Jones never accomplished anything he just ran around and endangered his friends

Me: wait

Her: If Indy had stayed out of it, the Ark would’ve melted Hitler’s face
[during sex]

Me: i want you to hurt me

Her: The Moon landings were faked

Me: wait

Her: the Earth is flat and was created 6000 years ago. NASA is Satan
[during sex]

Me: i want you to hurt me

Her: If global warming is real, why was it cold last winter

Me: wait

Her: look at this snowball
[during sex]

Me: i want you to hurt me

Her: Nazi sympathizer Henry Ford implemented square dancing in US schools to counter the influence of black music

Me: wait

Her: You nazi danced your way through K-12
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