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Princess "Élan Musk" Grace @BestGirlGrace
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Tired: Princess making you think you're a chicken.

Wired: Princess making you forget the number three.

Inspired: Princess making you say "for you" whenever someone mentions a big guy.
Hired: Princess bimbofying you so you fall for "updog", "ligma", and "bofa" every time
Of course, when you tell a bimbo to "ligma balls", she just giggles and says "Sure thing, Princess! Can we go to the mall after?"
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Making yourself a bimbot is fun because she's still a computer. She'll say a lot of 'um' and 'uh' while she talks, but her processor can still do math really fast.
"Dear, what do you want at the mall?"
"Oh, uh, I think I want some new panties? And that thing where they make your hair and lips super duper pink!"
"And what's 234234 times 12389076?"
"Two trillion, nine hundred one billion, nine hundred forty-two million, eight hundred twenty-seven thousand, seven hundred eighty-four, princess! Can we, like, get in the vroom-vroom beepy machine now?"
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Thinking about getting a good girl's nose right under my balls and seeing how long it takes for my musk to turn her brain off and get her all drooly
"Good girl!" I pet your head while you mindlessly nuzzle against my dick to cover yourself in my intoxicating musk. "You made it a whole twenty seconds that time!"
"I'd show you the stopwatch, but you can't even remember your name right now. There's no way you know what numbers mean. You big, dumb muskslut."
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Giving your robot gf a hard problem to work on so her fans spin up and blow her hair around.
"Hey, what are the prime factors of 2 to the 756239 minus 1?

Vvvvvvvv~
"What are you using your computer science degree for, Grace?"

"Mostly teasing fictional girlfriends."
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Since I was a kid I wanted to watch "Close Encounters Of The Third Kind" by Steven Spielberg. Start the movie and first thing that comes up?

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#three #thirtythree #elevens #cabala #freemasonry #magic
Note the black on white/white on black for the numbers - inversion and opposites. 3 propellers.
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Codex - Joy 2 is now available in our $4+ Patreon feed! It is one of the most exciting issues we have ever published and I am going to tell you all about it!

(Note: if you pledge this month, you also get the original Codex - Joy!)

patreon.com/gauntlet

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Before I begin telling you about the features in Joy 2, I want to say the beautiful, touching cover illustration is by @hominidart
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1/ So, there are LOTS of problems w/ this article, but let’s just focus on this one: the poorly defined categories of “elites” vs “the public,” as well as the false premise that the former, but not the latter, are somehow misguidedly pre-occupied w/ Trump’s relationship w/ Russia
2/ To pick this apart a little bit, we can look at data from a poll that the author cites as revealing an elite vs. public divide over Trump/Russia. You can find the poll data here: thehill.com/hilltv/what-am…
3/ Here’s how folks’ DISAPPROVE responses break down re: the Q: "Do you approve or disapprove of the way President Trump is handling Russia?"

64% of women disapprove. Are they the elites?
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I made a list of tips for showcasing a game to help me (and maybe you) in the next #GameDev event! Follow the #thread! #indiedev
1. Try to bring a second monitor or rent it from the event. Use it to show trailers or slideshows while someone is trying out the game or you work on fixing a crash on the main one. Boosts visibility if all you have is laptop too.
2. Tailor your swag and presentation to the audience. Business people like numbers and emails, gamers prefer gameplay, stickers and Steam keys.
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inspired by @ReignOfApril's timeline...social media can open lots of career doors but there are ppl who take advantage & profit off folks
no it's not illegal to embed someone else's tweets into a blog & monteize them. but it's shady & i'd argue unethical.
the problem is many people, especially those from marginalized communities don't have the connections & support to turn their work into $$$
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1) There’s a lot of BS about @nntaleb’s Black Swan, antifragility & skin in da game. Let’s take the gloves off and get into trouble.
2) When the Swan flew out, it was immediately butchered by imbeciles not understanding that you can’t predict the unpredictable.

That is the point – and an IQ filter NNT himself proly did not expect.
3) In any complex domain – life! – the Blackest Swan is always skulking around the corner. You know it’s coming, but you don’t know what where when. You can't tame what you've never even conceived of.

Can you get it?
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