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PDP AND IT'S 2ND MISSIONARY JOURNEY.

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e be like say den wan to tell us another story again oooooo

ATIKU: Waziri d political ashewo don add cry join e CV, e talk say na d hunger wen dey land make am wan run😂😂. Ok we hear,make una tell am make e share the money in INTEL 2 Nigerians & hunger go dey less.Make una tell am say INEC nor go count tears shaaa as dis one na lastcard

SARAKI: Oloye say na "teeming" yoot say make e run but na lie,na those e drama group tell am nor be youth but we sabi e way. E wan do Maradona enter Asorock by using Bukola for SW & Abubakar for North.Fa fa fa foul,Nigeria nor be Kwara but e good make e boost e CV😂

Nigerians👇

TAMBUWAL: Our "promising child" remind me Fela song (wen cat sleep rat go bite e tail).
If u match snake tail,anything u see u bear so I dey pray for him make e not go Dimeji Bankole e political career because d music wen we dey hear now be like say na hot soup abi na pouse

KWANKWASO: Oga wen get everywhere you go mobile crowds too dey warm up & don even go settle with GEJ.but we nor con know whether e don return GEJ campaign money as GEJ tell us say d man mangle e campaign money. But Nigns don already dey wait d red blood cell UBA regional manager

MAKARFI: PDP former chairman nor supposed dey suffer dis suffer wen e dey undergo now because e try for PDP wella. But my people talk say if you fetch firewood wen get ants,lizard and fowl go visit your compound. So d firewood Oga fetch na bone for e throat now😂😂😂😂

LAMIDO: Baba and sons company never finish case with EFCC but wan rule Nigeria mtcheeew.E na PDP Land-lord so no issue for e side as e missionary journey don finish before election even start but like fowl wen den cut e neck dey shake body so make Lamido shake body too
Na offside

JONAH JANG: e too say e wan be president of Nigeria,nor be him fault. Na rain fall na e make us all meet for inside Hut.well make e party epp am Chop e nomination form money but Nigerians right now👇

DAKWANBO: Bros with PhD get d swag and tolotolo wings,but to become a Nigeria president you must be a lion king and not some weakling,even e SM boys don dribble enter another opponent camp as den no say bros na paper weight.

BAFARAWA: Our prayer organising secretary too. Chai Nigerians don suffer 😂😂😂😂
No word for him because e candidacy dey cry me a river so....

FAYOSE:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Oshoko wen first declare don relegate himself,e b like say e phone not dey ring again as even e party don abandon am. But Nigerians don ready to vote him as KUPP😆😆

KUPP: Kuje United Prisoners president

Pic 1: Fayose party people

Pic 2: Fayose

DATTI AHMED: Na political strategy dis bros dey do and to also boost his CV as Former presidential candidate under our great party. But na only e #12m to buy nomination form just dey pain me for e matter because: If you know you know

In all let's enjoy the season of PDP political drama. Get your copy of series right now.

END OF MISSIONARY JOURNEY

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