The recent earthquake in Hokkaido has disrupted (normally incredibly reliable) logistics networks, resulting in some stores having far, far less selection than usual.
You will enjoy the spirit.
"The people have to eat. Shelve the bananas. Shelve ALL THE BANANAS."
“We once almost ran out of rice.”
“Oh really?”
“You can’t run out of rice.”
“I understand.”
“Worst day of my life.”
“I called the closest (rival supermarket), asked for the manager, and said ‘I will soon run out of rice.’ He came by in 30 minutes with his truck and all the rice they could pull off the shelves.”
“Wait what.”
“Everyone knows: can’t run out of rice.”)