JFjr: Jesus! Welcome back!
JC: Thanks Jerry! I’m here to be king!
JFjr: Yeah, about that. Some of us are concerned you don’t have the temperament for public leadership.
JC: Say what?
JFjr: It’s your commitment to Christian values. We’re...
JC: You mean Satan?
JFjr: No, Canada. And Mexico. And, the European Union. Have you considered a smaller role? Say, a deacon at a local church? Or a greeter?
JC: (blank stare)
JFjr: I told my students to bring guns to school, so...
JC: I think you need to read that passage again.
JFjr: No, I’m pretty sure I’ve got it right. Is that a cel phone?
JC: Yes.
JFjr: Who...
JC: My father. He’s gotta hear about this.
JFjr: Say ‘hi’ for me. He knows me.
JC: I’m not so sure...