1) My boss is playing the Amy McGrath/Joe Biden rally right now. My life is a living hell.
2) "These folks are choosing party over country." Says the vice president of the man who said 'Elections have consequences.'
3) "You're abusing the constitution!" "Unlimited campaign spending!" Jesus fucking christ the projection.
4) He's now claiming Trump called the nazis good people. Jesus fucking christ.
"He's exchanging love letters with a murderer, Kim Jong Un!" As opposed to risking a war that would kill 30 million people. Yeah, i'll take the love letters.
"He's exchanging love letters with a murderer, Kim Jong Un!" As opposed to risking a war that would kill 30 million people. Yeah, i'll take the love letters.
5) "He's attacking our allies!" our allies have been buttfucking us and playing pattycake with Russia for cheaper oil.
6) Want to know the difference between a Biden speech and a Trump speech?
Trump brags about victories.
Biden bitches about how irrelevant the Democrats achievements are now.
Trump brags about victories.
Biden bitches about how irrelevant the Democrats achievements are now.
7) Apparently not discussing your wages with your coworkers and signing non-compete clauses are suppressing wages now.
REALLY.
REALLY.
8) "Advanced degrees should be free for everyone."
NO.
NO.
NO.
NO.
NO.
NO.
NO.
NO.
9) "TAX LOOPHOLES!" 😑 YOU HAD A FUCKING SUPERMAJORITY. YOU DID NOTHING YOU INCOMPETENT FUCKBOI.
10) "Americans didn't know that the Affordable Care Act was something Barack had done."
LOLWUT
LOLWUT
11) Amy McGrath isn't a far left establishment liberal.
While Biden talks about universal healthcare and free advanced (ie masters) degrees.
While Biden talks about universal healthcare and free advanced (ie masters) degrees.
12) One of these things is not like the other
ONE OF THESE PEOPLE IS FULL OF SHIT!
Wait... no, they both are. One for claiming she isn't something she is, the other for being a fucking idiot.
ONE OF THESE PEOPLE IS FULL OF SHIT!
Wait... no, they both are. One for claiming she isn't something she is, the other for being a fucking idiot.
13) Also, the crowd's tiny as fuck. that's the other thing to note about the difference between Biden speeches and Trump speeches.
Trump has to fit so many people he SURROUNDS himself.
Biden has a giant flag behind him because he wants to hide that they're in a tiny auditorium.
Trump has to fit so many people he SURROUNDS himself.
Biden has a giant flag behind him because he wants to hide that they're in a tiny auditorium.
14) HE TURNED IT OFF! OH THANK GOD! I'M FREE!!!!
Wait, it was just buffering. FUCK.
Wait, it was just buffering. FUCK.
15) Jesus christ I'm livetweeting a Biden thread.
Kill me.
Kill me.
16) ITS OVER *sob*
They're playing Jackie Wilson 'Higher and Higher'
ITS OVERRRRR
/end END DAMNIT END
They're playing Jackie Wilson 'Higher and Higher'
ITS OVERRRRR
/end END DAMNIT END
