Don’t know if this would work for Dem 2020 hopefuls but I think it would: Just start lying back at him. Claim he pees in the sink.
Every single time he tells a lie about you, just sadly shrug and say: “exactly what you’d expect to hear from someone who pees in the sink.”
Every single time he tells a lie about you, just sadly shrug and say: “exactly what you’d expect to hear from someone who pees in the sink.”
And I realize I don’t care if it would work or not I just want to see it happen.
Trump, beet red:
WRONG. LIE. FAKE.
Opponent, shrugging:
Everyone is talking about how the president whizzes in the sink because he’s afraid he’ll fall in the toilet.
Trump, whipping it out:
NAME A PLACE. I’LL PISS ANYWHERE
WRONG. LIE. FAKE.
Opponent, shrugging:
Everyone is talking about how the president whizzes in the sink because he’s afraid he’ll fall in the toilet.
Trump, whipping it out:
NAME A PLACE. I’LL PISS ANYWHERE
A tremendous number of people are saying this.
It has to be an unimportant thing, it has to be something trump would feel makes him seem week, it has to seem relatively plausible, and it needs to be said casually, a “hey I don’t care but this is just what I’m hearing” tone.
And it has to be repeated 200 times a day.
And it has to be repeated 200 times a day.
It’s amazing but I’m hearing more and more from people all across the country that Trump pees in the sink, and some say he keeps the sink plugged.
