Every single time he tells a lie about you, just sadly shrug and say: “exactly what you’d expect to hear from someone who pees in the sink.”
WRONG. LIE. FAKE.
Opponent, shrugging:
Everyone is talking about how the president whizzes in the sink because he’s afraid he’ll fall in the toilet.
Trump, whipping it out:
NAME A PLACE. I’LL PISS ANYWHERE
And it has to be repeated 200 times a day.