I never ever watch politics, but I am in Texas with my friend who is working hard for Beto so we are going to watch this debate.
I will start this by noting that Ted Cruz once walked behind me. Or more accurately, oozed past me with a trail of slime left behind.
I will start this debate by urging Ted Cruz to go fuck himself.
No one does smarm as well as Cruz.
Ted Cruz's existence is a sign that all life is not a gift from God.
Beto openly standing up for abortion rights in a Texas debate is how you do it in a red state. There's no reason to hide your beliefs. It never works to do so.
Cruz on climate change is very much not worth listening to.
Fighting climate change is evidently socialism.
Ted Cruz quoting John Adams. Just kill me.
Shorter Cruz: "OBAMA!!!!!"
Cruz: "Mexicans are scary and evil"
Cruz lying about health care overseas is impressive. But Americans know so little about other countries that he can get away with it. It's amazing that Americans actually believe we have the best country on Earth. Please.
Between the lies and the pandering to seniors, one can see how Cruz appeals to the worst of Americans.
Beto really destroying Cruz on this tariff question.
This nation really deserves the worst that can happen to it. Ted Cruz is evidence of this point.
Ted Cruz says "let's talk about some history." I say "where's the Quaaludes?"
All political discussion about the national debt is utterly idiotic.
Oooh, Beto brings up the "last Gilded Age." I love this man.
Cruz talking about J Street as "anti-Israel" is very special.
Cruz plays the San Francisco card. Surprised he didn't bring up anal sex.
Cruz: "We all have a responsibility to bring civility in politics. In conclusion, we should imprison Democrats."
Cruz: "Impeachment would undermine the Republican agenda and therefore is the opposite of civility."
Ted Cruz is what happens when someone eats actual shit as their diet for 40 years.
I am still waiting for Beto to quote The Clash again
Ted Cruz is protected from #MeToo by only having sex with animals that can't talk back.
Cruz literally has nothing in his life but politics and is flummoxed by having to talk about this.
Cruz's daughter's basketball team no doubt does better with him not there as when that happens, the kids aren't scared of the human-like beast.
Cruz in his offtime: "I eat live rats." Beto in his offtime: "I rock out on the drums with my kids." C'mon Texas voters. You know who to choose.
There is no fate too harsh for Ted Cruz.
I conclude this thread as I started it, by telling Ted Cruz to go fuck himself.
