Y'know, I've been just lightly passive-aggressively trolling my pyramid scheme victim cousin's IG over the past month (she's part of one of those fake cafes that's really a front) while it's just "tea" and "shakes," but now they're doing "coffee."
"used to be an avid coffee drinker, all the pumps of flavorings, cream, sugar, the WORKS!! But I was adding empty calories to my daily routine that game me energy followed by the feeling of bloating and a crash!"
"GRATEFUL for this new coffe which gives me amazing energy, 100 calories, 15gs of protein, tastes AMAZING and only has 2gs of sugar"
IT COSTS $39 FOR A TWELVE SERVING BAG OF INSTANT MIX
THE MOST EXPENSIVE COFFEE @BROADSHEETROAST SELLS RIGHT NOW DOES NOT REACH THAT LEVEL
I've had fuckin' kopi luwak for cheaper than that
Never mind that regular ol' brewed coffee, even your bottom shelf store brand gets the job done bean juice, has zero calories or sugar, that's all aftermarket parts
And I'll stand up for mixing a cup of plain coffee with a scoop of unflavored, unsweetened whey--adds 100 calories but also 26g protein and enough dairy for someone like me who likes coffee beige
But for fucks sake $3+ per cup of INSTANT COFFEE MIX? Yeah we're outta passive aggressive and into aggressive aggressive, you're on my turf honey
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lmao first she deleted my comments, then deleted the post, also sent a DM trying to explain how she prefers to keep things positive. I said "I'm POSITIVE you can do more for less"
