Sitting in a waiting room for 20 minutes with nothing to do so here's the greatest most stupid joke I've ever heard, courtesy of my brother in law.
Three guys are walking along the beach one day and they find a lamp. They pick it up and a genie pops out and says "Whew, I was in there so long that I'm not just going to grant you three wishes; you're all getting three wishes EACH."
The first guy wishes he was a billionaire, the genie whips out a bank statement and sure enough, there's a billion dollars more in his account.
The second guy wishes he was the richest man in the world, and the bank statement changes to his. He now has 350 billion dollars or something in his account.
The third guy says "I wish my left arm was always rotating clockwise in a circle!" and everyone stares at him but the genie clicks his fingers and his arm starts moving.
Back to the first guy, he wishes he had a beautiful, smart, sexy wife, and a woman appears and jumps into his arms.
The second guy wishes that he was irresistibly attractive and charismatic to anyone in the world he wanted to attract, and it becomes true. The first guy's new partner is even eyeing him up.
The third guy says "I wish my other arm was always rotating counter-clockwise!" and the genie clicks his finger, and it is so.
The first guy's final wish is to always be completely 100% healthy, and the genie waves around. Suddenly, the crick in the guy's knee is gone and he's feeling better than he ever has.
The second guy wishes to remain at his current age, 26, for the rest of his life, never getting any iller or older, and it is so, he stops aging.
The third guy says "I wish my head was always nodding backwards and forwards, all the time!" and his wish is granted. All wishes complete, the genie disappears.
The friends go their separate ways and meet up some years later in a bar. The first guy says "My life is great! I've invested that billion and turned it into 10 billion, my wife and I are raising 3 beautiful children, every day is a new dream!"
The second guy says "My life is going great too! I have so much money that I've been able to launch several charities, I've really made a dent in some of the world's problems. I am truly living my best life!"
Then the third guy walks in, he is still waving his arms around and nodding his head back and forth. He sits down, turns to his friends, and says,
"Uh, guys? I think I fucked up."
The end
The end
