"Young people on why they probably won't vote" has some instant classics. #RIPTheOnion nymag.com/intelligencer/… 
Bernie and Ocasio-Cortez's takeaway from this might be "free printers and stamps for millennials because they're being disenfranchised." nymag.com/intelligencer/…
Schools will prepare kids for memorizing a few dozen sexual orientations but not on how to snail mail a f***ing letter? nymag.com/intelligencer/…
Out: I don't vote because it's too hard. In: I don't vote because it's too easy. Someone notify Eric Holder. (Side note: I saw Climax of Democracy open for the Ramones in '82) nymag.com/intelligencer/…
Here's a good one: Social media is a very unreliable place to get educated about the issues. The solution? Put all voting info on social media and allow people to vote there. nymag.com/intelligencer/…
On the upside, there are people with the self-awareness to know they shouldn't be voting. Hollywood better double their "don't think, just vote for who we tell you" efforts. nymag.com/intelligencer/…
