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I HAVE DONE THE THING(s). It's been an intense few days. Completely underestimated how much work that would be. But just to crank up the intensity I decided to do TWO CALENDARS. There were too many photos! (over 1500). Hope you like them. Details here... accidentalcatdad.bigcartel.com
Dearest cat twitter fam. You bring me all the feels. I love and appreciate you more than I can express in a single tweet. Will need all paws on deck to help me with the packing! FYI today is the last day to order if you want a calendar before Xmas! X accidentalcatdad.bigcartel.com
Burning the midnight oil with my quality control team. Operation Opposable Thumbs is in full effect!
Done! That. Was. Intense. The last of the calendars have been packed and are ready to go. Hopefully they'll all be with you before Christmas! And now for a pint of whisky -_-"
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These words are often used and not often true but I can genuinely say that we haven't seen a story quite like this on screen and its thanks to @jessplove @Films_CE @bfinetwork for enabling me to tell this story. To now be recognised by @BIFA_film is more than I can ask for.
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I often find myself struck by deep melancholy. More so when the light of a bright star voluntarily goes out. I'm too familiar with staring into the void. Unfortunately some of us stare longer than others until it consumes our being.
I don't like talking about mental health publically. Frankly, I'm scared talking about it period. But the days we live in are too dark not to.
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So... I JUST FOUND A CAT THAT IS NOT MINE AND IT HAS HAD BABIES UNDER MY BED.
Trying to adjust to the catshit crazy reality of going upstairs to grab a jumper but instead finding a cat and 4 kittens. Am I dad now?
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#HappyNewYear, Twitter. I'm gonna make 2019 a good one, mark my words.

For those of you who know me for my #Doom community work, let me take you on a quick retrospective of my 2018.
I broke a lot of new ground in my Doom mapping this year. Lots of challenges that saw beating, big projects that saw releasing, and many ups and downs in between. Got even more planned for 2019, as there's *still* lots of things I want - and at this point NEED - to have done.
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Here it is, my top 35 albums of 2018 thread. I will quite tweet this as it’s completed. Many hours were wasted painstakingly compiling this list. Enjoy, let me know your thoughts and put your own favorites / suggestions here.
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