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Jed Shugerman @jedshug
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I feel like a kid waiting up on Christmas Eve, not knowing if he’s getting a bike, underwear, or a note saying “Psych, it’s only Dec. 4. Wait 3 weeks for a new criminal information.”
And being Jewish makes this metaphor complex...
Merry #Flynnmas to all.
And Muell-tide greetings!
2/ The reference is a sentencing update tomorrow for Flynn, which would be an opportunity for Mueller to reveal a bombshell if he wants to. See link.
And yes, I know it’s pronounced “Muller,” but it’s “a December to Remember,” and I’m saying “Myule-tide,” y’all.
#Merry #Flynnmas
3/ And Happy Hanukkah everyone:
Eight days of Emoluments.
(The Emoluments clause includes the word “presents,” the word itself means benefits, but it also sounds like an oil, so it’s a perfect Hanukkah word.
And to celebrate, Trump gets the gift of Emoluments subpoenas today.
4/ The first day of Hanukkah Emoluments came early: Cohen’s plea and filings last week.
Flynnukkah today and Emoluments subpoenas cover days 2 and 3.
Let’s see what surprises the rest of the week brings!
More Mueller filings for Manafort and Cohen on Friday...
5/ “Roger Stone? Not a Jew.”🎶
“But guess who is? Hall of Frauder Jared Ku.” 🎶
(Ivanka converted).
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