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Not good enough, you must be dragged forever for your borderline racist cultural appropriation of language that sexually objectifies *checks notes* sea otters
"join us in our learning moment" is 2018 for "oh god I think we really fucked this up somewhere"
Oh geez now I really don't know what to think
vox.com/2014/4/24/5640…
It's time for Disney to stop ignoring aquatic mammal rape culture (h/t @amilas)
cbsnews.com/news/strange-b…
Let's face it, Antarctic is a continent filled with problematic horror stories to offend both campus SJWs and evangelical Christians alike (h/t @Shake1n1bake) nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-ou…
Penguins of Madagascar II is gonna be LIT
New #DavePoll: which species of aquatic mammal or waterfowl is the most problematic?
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All Nerds, Bow Before Your King
keep practicing, and some day hot Spanish girls will pay you to caress their locks with your sweet katana moves and Wolverine claws
Take it from ol' Dave: chicks will start paying attention if you give 'em a little peekaboo unbuttoned shirt action, especially the bottom buttons
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Sonics, "Louie Louie" > original by Richard Berry. Both are classics in their own right, but the Sonics version is definitive and arguably the first headbanger record ever made
Richard Berry's original is a fine mid-tempo R&B shuffle...
...rediscovered by Tacoma WA band Rockin' Robin Roberts & the Wailers a few years later...
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This is why you can't trust Wikipedia. Sure, I'm dead, but obviously my poetry is not "humorously bad"
my ghostly apparition remains floating in this mortal coil only to haunt the critics of my poetry
Someday, my doggerel will be universally proclaimed the finest works of art ever produced by a human being. Until then, I will remain in your timeline, eerily rattling my chains and dropping fart jokes
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Abby is a thicc girl
What an absolute unit
She c h o n k
Look at the size of this lady
OH LAWD SHE COMIN
Another Internetism ! A photo of Abby the rescued sea otter looking large and in charge.
#bodypawsitivity
Seariously tho, Abby is looking fit for one of the toughest jobs in the world: Raising stranded sea otter pups! She's one of 6 resident females that train orphaned otters in the necessary skills to survive back in the wild. There's a lot more to this sea otter than meets the eye!
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Dear #auspol

I really need you to understand that you are not that far behind the United States. Here is how I know: Trump does stupid shit, and within months the Coalition government is on the same stupid shit. Like clockwork.

Now ask yourself what strategy there is in that.
I have been in Australia saying this for years, because from the first day I landed in the country I read the papers and saw a country headed on the path that we were at the time, only some years behind us. I said it on @QandA. I said it when I lectured.
In early 2015 I was trying to explain to y’all that we were headed in no good direction and that you were following us.

It’s been three years. We are to Trump and *checks notes* Scott Morrison complaining about the Israeli capital. There’s a global trade dispute.
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What do the "reporters" who profit off of the endless transphobic hate campaign in the press think of LGBT people? They are just "unbiased" observers reporting on hate groups like "#WPUK", right? Wrong, todays #TERFLEAKS are of Joani Walsh, @DailyMailUK and @thetimes "reporter"
How did a RW reporter for the Daily Heil get into her 2 minute hate against trans ppl every week? Radicalised by Janice Turner's hateful "reporting" at the Times. Into believing Alex Jones level conspiracies about "Big Pharma", she works with "radical feminists" and "lesbians"
Classic right wing scare tactics of your "daughters are in danger!", she slips into this new hate group seamlessly, despite being a racist right wing Tory who hates LGBT people in general (Don't worry, it's coming).
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“We have this idea that #machines can liberate us from repetitive tasks, but there are different templates to use this #technology...” @PauloBlikstein #AIED2018 @AIEDconf | @uclknowledgelab @EDUCATEldn @AIConf2018 @brussels_ai @digityser @results4dev @CEInnovations @audreywatters
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But...here’s the problem

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#AIed18 #ISTE18 #EdMedia18 #DISummit @AIEDconf @uclknowledgelab @EDUCATEldn @EdSurge #Edtech @PodcastEdtech @EdtechukHQ
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Alright so story time.
For the past 6 months your boy has been on a tough road and I would like to share my struggles (and triumph)
In September I was unexpectedly let go from my previous employer #theV which came with much shock and a bit of resentment. However the game is the game so I can’t be mad at that. Side note: these companies aren’t loyal to you remember that.
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❤️ Alan Watts:

"My goodness, don't you remember when you went first to school?
You went to kindergarten.
And kindergarten, the idea was to push along so that you could get into first grade.
And then push along so that you could get into second grade, third grade, and so on,
Going up and up and then you went to high school and this was a great transition in life.
And now the pressure is being put on, you must get ahead.
You must go up the grades and finally be good enough to get to college.
And then when you get to college, you're still going step by step, step by step, up to the great moment in which you're ready to go out into the world.

And then when you get out into this famous world,
Comes the struggle for success in profession or business.
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