for the love of God, don't celebrate it the way he would
basically: picture David Niven
now make him a fascist and insane
LEFTY. "You think the poor are only fit for slaves and shouldn't even have sewers"
RIGHTY. "That is... completely insane and literally no one believes it"
GONZALO DE AGUILERA. "I BELIEVE THAT AND MORE"
not because they'd done anything
but to set an example for the others
de Aguilera shot him dead, yelling, "I KNEW HE WAS A RED THE WHOLE TIME!"
ME, wincing. "Press officer?"
FRANCO, beaming. "PRESS OFFICER!"
and talked cheerfully and at length about the awesomeness of slaughtering reds and the poor in all of them
late in life he murdered both his adult sons after one knelt to help him take off his shoes
coincidence? you be the judge
I mean
for the five seconds until his permaban