LIDINGTON <phone>: Chris is on the radio
MAY: Yup. i told him to pretend we give a shit about rail fares
LIDINGTON: He's talking Brexit
MAY: Fuck
LIDINGTON: Apparently he's started a shipping firm?
MAY: FUCK. HOOK HIM
LIDINGTON: HOW?!
MAY: USE THE CURSE!
LIDINGTON: Use the curse!
GRAYLING: <radio>: No ships but they seem lovely
HAMMOND: Summon a Minister live on air!?! Even Humphrys would spot that!
GRAYLING: Let's talk about Dun...
HAMMOND: GRAYLING GRAYLING GRAYLING
GRAYLING <in person>: ...quack
LIDINGTON: You said invoking him on air was bad!
GRAYLING: I was on the radio
HAMMOND: He was about to mention Operation Dunquack!
LIDINGTON: What?!
GRAYLING: Now I am not
MAY <entering>: The FUCK is going on? What is Dunquack?
HAMMOND: Wait neither of you KNOW?!
GRAYLING: They're a startup. It's 2.0
HAMMOND: This is ace
MAY: They have no ships Chris
GRAYLING: We're disrupting the shipping paradigm...
MAY: They have no ships Chris
HAMMOND: Here it comes!
GRAYLING: ...Using lots of ducks
MAY: You FUCKING what?
GRAYLING: Operation Dunquack! A duck cloud!
MAY: Oh my god
HAMMOND: 48,000 ducks. I signed the PO
GRAYLING: 12,000 now. SOMEONE wouldn't pay for food
HAMMOND: Because SOMEONE doesn't know CapEx from OpEx
GRAYLING: YOU STARVED MY DUCKS
GRAYLING: They're EATING each other Phil! It's your fault!
HAMMOND: What are you going to do? Send your mob of cannibal ducks after me?
GRAYLING: Actually a group of ducks is a 'raft'
HAMMOND: Why? Your other ducks will only eat them.
MAY: Oh my GOD both of you shut up. David. What are we going to do?
LIDINGTON: Same thing we always do in a crisis
MAY: Blame Gordon Brown?
LIDINGTON: Outsource.
LIDINGTON:
MAY:
LIDINGTON: We have no choice.
MAY: David don't
LIDINGTON <phone>: Hi we...
CAPITA GUY: heLLO agAIN! 100m. rEAdy bY BreXIT!
LIDINGTON: Ferries this time
CAPITA GUY: whATeVEr!
Meanwhile the full brexity adventures start WAY back here:
And (scarily) Dunquack actually predates that. Because. Well. Grayling.